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1 hour and 18 minutes in...
Victorious — Season 1 {Sentence Starters}
“I am so upset!“
“You’re not normal, either.“
“Please, go take a shower.“
“Oh, my god! I am so… hot!”
“Ok, I believe you! Don’t hit me!“
“Get out! What’s wrong with you?“
“Why did you do that to your hair?“
“Very immature of you to say that.“
“Maybe they’ve learned from you…“
“Unbelievable that you’re even here.“
“You know, you’re actually not terrible.“
“Well, it doesn’t mean your life is over.“
“Oh, it’s you. I thought I smelled failure.“
“Yeah, you better run! I’m gonna kill you!“
“What’s wrong with weird and disturbing?“
“So? What do you think? Fabulous, right?”
“You really need to wear that just to rehearse?”
“If I were you, I’d just punch me right in the face.“
“Zap! I just healed your toe with my magic finger.“
“A performer needs to feel the part to be the part!“
“If I shared it, I wouldn’t have had as much for me!“
“Lousy animals, kangaroos. They’re awkward and dirty.“
“You ever thought about coming in through the window?“
“Okay, would you rather give up the Internet or your foot?“
“I thought we talked about not tapping my nose anymore.“
“You know, you don’t always have to be mean to everyone.“
“Well, you have to learn to be more careful with people’s feelings.“
“Well, maybe he’d take you back if you did something nice for him.“
“Yeah, its going to be the first time she’s left the house in six years.”
“I believe in my own choices and I don’t need approval from others.“
“I’ve seen what you can do on stage. You’re special. You’re fantastic!”
“I can give you everything you ever wanted. And I’m very good looking.“
“Um, it’s getting kind of late, so I was wondering if you could drive me home.“
“I’ve got the talent and she’s got the strong teeth. You know, she’s never had one cavity.”
“If someone was pushed off this catwalk and landed on the floor really hard, do you think they’d live?“
//I've been writing this 1k on and off
Is there any writing software you can personally recommended?
Back when I received this question a million years ago (I am so,so, so sorry for taking so long to respond–I am a terrible person), I reallydidn’t have much to say on the subject. But now I do!
Ilike the Web version of Write or Die, and I use the application versions of ProWriting Aid and Scrivener. I sometimes use the Web version of Pro Writing Aid,but like… I paid for it, so I might as well use the pretty one.
Write or Die is good for when you’re on a deadline and/or whenyou need to get the creative juices flowing. It’s highly customizable towhatever works best for you. It annoys the crap out of you if you stop typingfor more than a few seconds. I don’t recommend Kamikaze mode unless you reallyhate yourself.
Pro Writing Aid is great for editing. You can look for veryspecific things in your writing and see how often they are issues. If you have alot of clichés in your writing, for example, it will underline them and pointthem out. It has sooooo many great features, even if you just use the freeversion.
The non-free version lets you put in as many words as you want(while the free one only goes up to 3,000 words), which means you can literallycopy and paste your entire novel into it. The more text you can enter, thebetter, because it can see overall how often you make errors and take them incontext of everything.
If you use a lot of adverbs in a 3,000-word section butnot overall in your writing, the free one will be like “Hey, that’s a lot ofadverbs.” But if you use the paid version, it’ll look at how often you useadverbs in your entire 50,000+ word novel. You’d be surprised at the differenceit makes. I went ahead and bought the version that’s permanent, because I useit often enough for it to be worth it.
Scrivener is great for storyboarding. If you find Microsoft Wordto be distracting, crowded, or restrictive, you’ll love Scrivener. It allowsyou to make little bulletin boards, keep writing separate from research, putpieces of your stories in folders so you can edit them a little bit at a time,and more! If you do a lot of shuffling when you’re planning a story out, youneed Scrivener. When you’re using Word, you have to scroll up and down a hugedocument or start multiple documents so you can see things side-by-side.Scrivener fixes that issue.
Those are my top 3, but honestly, when it comes down to it, Iuse Microsoft Word the most. I’m incredibly familiar with it, and I keep themajority of my work on it. In fact, because Tumblr gets a little laggy when Itype messages sometimes, I actually typed this message in Word. It isdefinitely one of the most convenient options if you already have it. Thefunctions are easy to find, and the layout makes a lot of sense. You can customizea lot.
Scrivener is good when I’m doing research projects. I’m writing for amask company, so I keep all of my product descriptions and quotes in aScrivener file, rather than trying to scroll up and down a Word doc.
I primarily use Pro Writing Aid when I’ve hit a point where I’vedone all the editing I can and am ready for a “second opinion.” It points outwhen you overuse words (which most of us do), and that is absolutely one of myfavorite features, because I’m very good at using certain words over and over.
It helps you catch the stuff you wouldn’t otherwise catch on your own, even ifyou’re a good editor like I am. I mean, I literally get paid to edit and writestuff, and I still use Pro Writing Aid for editing my personal projects. Ifthat is not a testament to its awesomeness, I don’t know what is.
I don’t see enough positivity for girls who BRAWL
in parking lots
in the middle of a corn field
at funerals
in the soup aisle of walmart at 3 am
during thanksgiving dinner when their uncle is watching football instead of setting the goddamn table like he was asked to
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Dark Sentence Starters
“It’s just easier to shut yourself away, caring just leads to more hurt than the loneliness does”
“You thought you were important? Idiot, cry until you drown for all I care”
“I can keep you down here forever, tormenting you until you beg me for death, the most slow and painful death for you my dear”
“These scars will reopen, you’ve made me do it before, and you’ll make me do it again”
“Get out, don’t act like you care! I know you don’t, how do I know you’re even real?? GET OUT!!!”
“I’m just nobody without alcohol and drugs, people love me when I’m high and tripping over myself, they wouldn’t love me like this”
“You’re not who you used to be, I don’t think who you are is who I need anymore”
“Worthless, can’t you see it? That’s all I am!… I’m sorry”
“I already took the pills!! What can you do now??? It’s too late!”
“Just one more shot and I’ll get clean, I promise, just one more…”
“You didn’t love me before, so why when I make myself bleed do you suddenly care??”
//logging off for a couple of hours or for the night depending on if I fall asleep
It doesn't have to be happy! It's good to see any content from you! <3
idk where these kind anon(s?) are coming from but im glad my inbox was a rest stop.
“Why is there a picture of Steve Buscemi in your bathroom?!” feat. Lambo and I-Pin please?
this is shorter than i wanted @not-so-varia-quality but i couldnt look at it any longer bc i kept laughing
this will be posted as a chapter of that fic i made for you (at a later date) below the cut cause i hate myself
from this sentence prompt
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Anon I see your request and pls know that I will try to make it not incredibly sad
(I don't know if you're still doing the blind fold thing but..) *Whispers* there's a world shortage of grape flavored candy, we're expected to be completely out of it within the next two months.
an eyebrow shoots up beneath his messy bangs in confused amusement. a chortle escapes his curved lips as he begins to grasp for - and dig through his bookbag, getting ready to prove the gray face wrong and tell them allll about it; because if there was such a shortage, how did he have a “” rare “” commodity from the convenience store next to Maman’s?
it’s when a wrapped candy piece rolls between his fingers that he realizes the price has gone up…and the place where the candies rest in the store was considerably smaller this visit. his lips purse in defeat.
You. That's right, YOU.
My muse is blindfolded and listening. Go on anon and whisper something into their ear. It can be anything you like, a confession, a secret, a memory – there are no limits.
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