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prescription-cactus

eleventh plague. emails.

whentobuytraintickets

Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go

prescription-cactus

as per my last plague,

the-actual-ocean

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

goldenretriever-boyfriend

@milkygastrobones

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

supreme-leader-stoat

venerable-thief

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

somethingusefulfromflorida

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

quinnception

yakhult

yokowan

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

beardedmrbean

Spite can be a incredible motivator

ryoga-deactivated20231223

everythingfox

beardedmrbean

chungledown-bimothy

Upside to stop and go traffic- I could get a picture of these absolutely iconic bumper stickers.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Rainbow Fish deserves to kill some motherfuckers.

nitewrighter

I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.