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One Nice Bug Per Day

if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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trying on a metaphor
dirt enthusiast
noise dept.
YOU ARE THE REASON

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AnasAbdin

oozey mess
almost home

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@monjushri
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. We are effective and have no sense of humour.
You think you’re dense, but Goethe was a poet.
Ancient German Proverb
Fact #67
(via allthingsgerman)
source
#GrowingUpGerman Kindergeburtstag:
Hat das touch??
ancient German proverb, used to determine whether a mobile device has touch (in combination with wildly tapping on the screen of a fellow human’s device)
there’s a platonic version of ‘i love you’ in german and that satisfies me to no end
how other countries celebrate their national day: OUR COUNTRY IS THE GREATEST! LONG LIVE OUR COUNTRY! PARTY!
how Germans celebrate their national day: oh, today is Tag der Deutschen Einheit? I completely forgot. Well, crap, all the shops are closed now. Whatever.
Best of #GrowingUpGerman
61. German reunification is a lie. We’re still divided into Aldi Nord and Aldi Süd.
Me: *writing in English*
German Side of My Brain: Put more commas.
Me: Why?
German Side of My Brain: You gotta.
Fact #86 - German small talk
Person 1: How's it going?
Person 2: Must. You?
Person 1: Runs.
Ah yes I'm always a slut for the classic "how did that even get in" Müller goal
all of müller’s goals are basically shitposts that somehow got 200k notes
aesthetic: how hyped the Südkurve is right now
S/O TO AMBER @miasanfamilie
A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird
S/O to the girls who tell u where they got their cute clothes from instead of pretending like they forgot