PunchCat Extraordinaire!

Kyrio Lamansque, Balmung Server, and his Shennigans. Occassionaly, alts.

[monkcatkyrio]

From fish to food!

[cartooncoyote]

Someone actually fucking did the math for this

[kerokerofuntime]

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

[cartooncoyote]

I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.

[chibisokka-blog]

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

[mizardtheacewizard-deactivated2]

YES IT DID GET BETTER

[eschergirls]

This is amazing, and the audio sample of what her breasts would sound like just makes it all the more amazingly perfect.  Thank you all for your service.

(Further commentary at: https://eschergirls.com/video/2020/05/25/high-pitched-boobs-fury-now-full-audio)

[synapticbarbariancreature]

Flops Per Second. A new anime measuring ratio.

[desuex]

borrowed from @totallycorrectffxivquotes​ original [ x ]

[totallycorrectffxivquotes]

Emet-Selch: I’m going to bed, it’s been a long day

Elidibus: You’ve been up for three hours

[fatimagic]

give me two characters who are each other’s home. two characters who feel completely safe, warm and protected in each other’s presence, and who are completely respected by the other. two people who, on some level or another, were missing that little extra spark they needed to feel fully confident and accepted as their whole selves until the other came along. they don’t “fix each other” or “make each other better”–they give the other the support they need to build on what was already inside them. sure they might kiss, or make goo-goo eyes, but they can also just…talk, and make each other laugh and smile, because for once they feel comfortable enough in themselves and with each other to be vulnerable in that way. two complete people who finally find someone to share all of themselves with. and no matter what they do or how far they go, they’ll always have each other to come back home to. 

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Too Shy To Reach Out?

Send A Symbol To Explain Why We’re Not RPing Yet

♔- I can’t think of a plot for us and I want to figure that out first! ☃ - I’m not sure how our characters would meet. ☁- I’m worried you only RP with a certain group of people. ♛ - I wrote you a starter and you haven’t replied yet… ★ - I’m intimidated by how much you write ☂ - I’m intimdated by how often you post ☾ - I don’t know how to approach you ☄ - I’m super anxious about EVERYTHING ☀ - I keep hoping you’ll message me first…

[vylette-takeda]

So uh..anyone? Been awful quiet over here…

[monkcatkyrio]

[noonymoon]

how do i come across? ♡

feel free to reblog and use for your own amusement ^-^ but pleeease send me an ask or anon as well, oki ?? thank youuu! have fun ♡♡♡

(´｡• ᵕ •｡`) – a little shy at first but has the most sweetest core

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ – joyful and is always spreading the love around

o(≧▽≦)o – the total joker jester and up for a fight anytime

°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° – kinda weird in a but a super precious way

｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡  – complains too much but is secretely adorable

٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶ – still a kid inside and kind of awkward but nice

(≧◡≦) ♡ – mischievous to the max but with no bad intentions

(´• ω •`) ♡ – lolvely introvert with too much love to give

(〃°ω°〃) – always blushing because secretely naughty

ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ – likes everything and does too many things at once

♡ (￣З￣) – pretty laid back and relaxed with a big heart

(´♡‿♡`) – constantly crushing on sb. and pretty much crazy

(⌒_⌒;) – often embarassed but doesn’t take it negatively

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) – is a huge cuddler but doesn’t like to admit it

(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) – always excited about their friends and pets

(ง ื▿ ื)ว – has the best ideas but sometimes being a bit naive

(￢_￢;) – is easily annoyed and shows it through sarcasm

(￣︿￣) – truly always bored but no energy to do sth against it

(」°ロ°)」 – over-uses the phrase oh my god and is a bit bizarre

(눈_눈) – smart and not pleased about anyones stupid bullshit

(￣ ￣|||) – actually never speaks their mind but is easily concerned

(ノ°益°)ノ – has aggressive tendencies but doesn’t mean to harm

ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ – straight up evil but you never know bc of the charme

(╥﹏╥) – wants too many things and has not enough money to do so

･ﾟ･(｡>ω<｡)･ﾟ･ – mostly throwing a fit when things don’t go their way

(｡T ω T｡) – pretty when they cry but you don’t wanna make ‘em cry

(ಥ﹏ಥ) – aware of their flaws but trying so hard to change

☆⌒(> _ <) – sometimes can’t believe how dumb people are

＼(〇_ｏ)／ – a real weirdo but they’re too cool to not enjoy them

〣( ºΔº )〣 – the paranoid one who always thinks bad things happen

┐(￣～￣)┌ – doesn’t care because their plan B is better than plan A

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ – is always weirdly motivated and you don’t understand why

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ – really doesn’t give 2 cents about your shitty opinion

(・_・;) – doesn’t quite know what to say in awkward situations

(◎ ◎)ゞ – anxious and needs reassurance and protection always

(￢‿￢ ) – is up to no good but you can’t say no to their ideas

w(°ｏ°)w – admires everything others do but is actually admirable

☆⌒(≧▽​° ) – awesome but crazy all together, sometimes rly scary

| ʘ‿ʘ)╯ – is pretty quiet and reserved but actually enjoys people

(=^･ｪ･^=) – likes cats so much, they’re actually a cat themselves

ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ – loves you unconditionally and is tolerant and empathetic

∪＾ェ＾∪ – always happy to interact with you and brings you joy

／(˃ᆺ˂)＼ – doesn’t know how to deal with people but wants to

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) – you never know what they’re up to and it feels funny

[monkcatkyrio]

Because I'm trying to get back into writing.

[writerkaitlinm]

Writer Ask Game

1 : What age-group do you write?

2 : What genre do you write?

3 : Do you outline according to big ideas or small details?

4 : Which do you prefer–line-editing or plot-revisions?

5 : Do you write better with or without deadlines?

6 : What would be the biggest compliment you could hope to receive on your current WIP?

7 : How long is your current WIP?

8 : What author would you be most excited to be compared to?

9 : What do you struggle most with as a writer?

10 : Do you brain-storm story ideas alone or with others?

11 : Do you base your characters off of real people?

12 : Is your writing space clean or cluttered?

13 : Do you write character-driven or plot-driven stories?

14 : Do you have a favorite writing-related quote?

15 : If you transport your original characters into another author’s world, which world would you choose?

16 : Would your story work better as a movie or tv show? Why?

17 : Do you make soundtracks for each story?

18 : If you could assign your story one song, what would it be?

19 : Would you rather live in your characters’ world, or have your characters come live in our world?

20 : What book would you love to see adapted for the big or small screen?

21 : Do you finish most of the stories you start?

22 : Has your own writing ever made you cry?

23 : Are you proud or anxious to show off your writing?

24 : When did you start considering yourself a writer?

25 : What books are must-reads in your genre?

26 : What would you like to see more of in your genre?

27 : Where do you get inspiration from?

28 : On a scale of 1-10, how much do you stress about choosing character names?

29 : Do you tend to underwrite or overwrite in a first draft?

30 : Does writing calm you down or stress you out?

31 : What trope do you actually like?

32 : Do you give your side-characters extensive backstories?

33 : Do you flesh-out characters before you write, or let their personalities develop over time?

34 : Describe your old writing in one word.

35 : Is it more fun to write villains or heroes?

36 : Do you write with a black and white sense of morality?

37 : What’s one piece of advice you would give to new writers?

38 : What’s one piece of writing advice you try–but fail–to follow?

39 : How important is positive reinforcement to you as a writer?

40 : What would you ask your favorite author if given one question?

41 : Do you find it distracting to read while you’re writing a first draft?

42 : Do critiques motivate or discourage you?

43 : Do you tend to write protagonists like yourself or unlike yourself?

44 : How do you decide what story idea to work on?

45 : Do you find it harder or easier to write when you’re stressed out?

46 : What Hogwarts house would your protagonist(s) be in?

47 : Where do you see yourself as a writer in five years?

48 : Would you ever co-write?

49 : Are you a fast and rushed writer or a slow and deliberate writer?

50 : Would you rather be remembered for your fantastic world-building or your lifelike characters?

[theblackmourninquire]

I’m answering these on @swiper-lussy . I’ve reblogged this on my IC blog for some traction.

[the-moon-dust-writings]

Send Me a Number and an OC and I’ll Answer

What is their favourite food?

Do they have a fear of an animal? If so, what animal?

What do they wear to bed?

Do they like cuddling?

Do they have a secret handshake with anyone?

What do they look like?

Do they like chocolate?

What are their good and bad traits?

Do they have any artistic talent?

What is their favourite room to be in, in the house they live in?

Do they believe in luck?

Can they do magic?

Do they believe in dragons?

What is a pet peeve of theirs?

What was the last thing they cried about?

What is their sexuality?

Do they have a best friend? If so, who, and what makes them their best friend?

Have they ever been in a romantic relationship?

What does their relationship with their family look like? Are they close? Distant? Ect.

Do they have a pet?

Do they have a familiar?

Are they a supernatural being?

How do they usually wear their hair?

Can they play an instrument? If so, what instrument and what can they play?

What type a high schooler are/were they?

Have they ever been in a physical fight before? If so, with who? Who won?

What is their favourite holiday?

If they could have one wish, what would they wish for?

Do they wants kids? If they already have kids, do they want more?

Do they have a job?

Do they know how to drive?

Do they get stressed out easily?

Did they ever dye their hair before? If so, to what colour? Did they like it?

Have they ever broken the law?

Do they own a plant?

Have they ever rode a horse before?

What is their favorite gif?

Do they get along with others easily?

Do they have any tattoos?

If I wanted to draw them, what would be distinct physical features that I would have to know to draw them correctly?

What is their favourite breed of dog?

Do they live with anyone? If so, who?

Where is their dream vacation?

Do they know more than one language?

Are they a quick learner?

Have they ever won a contest before? If so, what for? What did they win?

If the world were to end in 24 hours, where would they be and who would they be with?

What does their room look like?

If they could have an extinct animal for a pet, what would they have?

If they got called out by someone, what would they do?

Have they ever shot a gun before?

Have they ever been axe throwing?

What is something that they want but can’t have?

Do they know how to fish?

What is something they always wanted to do but too scared?

Do they own their own baby pictures?

What makes them standout among others?

Do they like to show off?

What is their favourite song?

What would be their dream vehicle?

What is their favourite book?

Who, in their opinion, makes the best food?

Are they approachable?

Did they ever change their appearance?

What makes them smile?

Do they like glowsticks?

What is something that is simple, but always makes them smile?

Are they a day or night person?

Are they allergic to anything?

What do you, the creator of this OC, like most about them?

Who is their ride or die?

Do they currently have a significant other? If not, are they going to get one later one?

What attracts them to another person?

Who is one person that can always make them laugh?

Have they ever partied too hard and their friends had to take them home?

Who would be their cuddle buddy?

Who would cheer them up after a long day?

If they had a nightmare, who would they run to?

What object to the care for the most?

Do they like other people’s children?

How would they react if someone broke into their home?

Does anyone make them have butterflies in their stomach?

What is something that they are good at?

What is their neutral expression?

Do they like to cook?

What is something they can’t leave home without?

Who is someone that they rely on?

Do they liked to be tickled?

Have they ever been a sword fight before?

What is a joke that they would find funny?

Do they have a place that can go and turn off their brain?

What was their childhood like?

What are they like as an adult?

Do they take criticism well?

Have they ever jumped out of a plane?

Who do they like to make jokes with?

Have you ever drawn them before? If you are comfortable with it, would you post a picture?

[monkcatkyrio]

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

April Fool’s Day is in a few days, and I just wanted to make this clear.

This blog is safe, and I can promise you no screamers, nothing emotionally abusive, no fake posts, and nothing to intentionally trigger disassociation. You are safe here.

[monkcatkyrio]

Even if I was heavy-using this blog I try not to have totally distasteful things around for April Fools

[monkcatkyrio]

Now that I'm starving for contact and missing having an outlet, I really am setting to miss RP.

[mobpsycho100]

RAMEN

[kristina100000]

gently pressing your head against your lover’s back while they cut vegetables, your lover sitting on the kitchen counter while you talk about your day at work and wait for the water to boil, giving them little pecks while they stir the vegetables, eating the food together, washing the dishes together… you know what i mean

[monkcatkyrio]

I haven't RPed in months. I haven't made use of this blog in months. Should I just repurpose it for something else? Or just ditch it and dust my hands of this whole thing?

[vpandav]

Cat in the box🎁🐈