gigglywiggles

she/they - pure gelphie pills and a sprinkle of sciset link for my ao3

[monkeyfillet]

SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKYY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY

[monkeyfillet]

And I thought I was so niche of thinking of a crucible au for gelphie 🤧🤧🤧🤧 WHATEVER as soon as I finish my two other gelphie aus I’m coming for it.

[monkeyfillet]

And then it was an assigned reading that made me get our writers block. Somehow.

[gelphienation]

I do find it intriguing that people’s main argument against Gelphie is that Glinda is a bad person. as though that’s supposed to mean something on the battlefield of love. something deeply compelling about imagining glinda is genuinely a morally corrupt Machiavellian fascist with zero redeeming qualities who acts exclusively in her own self interest and yet is drawn to Elphaba for some inexplicable reason and Elphaba genuinely despises her but is using her for sex. and you know straight people would eat that up if it was a heterosexual romantasy offering called “marked by the alpha.” because it’s fun

[sakurabraches]

gelphie could genuinely be so fun if the play was actually interested in engaging with glinda as an agent in the wizard's regime outside of she won't stand up for her friend cuz she's insecure :((( and if glinda was actually 100% completely self serving, even in her attraction to elphaba. and elphaba was an sjw terrorist who hates glinda and everything she stands for but regularly goes back on her own values because she's desperate to be loved and can't resist that alpha knot or whatever. instead we got some bullshit about how they "made each other better" and "need to come together to defeat the wizard"

[episode5s]

i genuinely hate it when people write about characters being niceys to each other and talking to one another all healthy-and-understanding-style like they’ve done sixteen years of therapy and having completely digestible comfortable unproblematic dynamics. YUCK!! YAWNNN!! i want them cussing each other out in public and smashing shit to pieces on the floor and then having messy sloppy angry makeup sex and then both crying after and never learning their lesson!!!!!!! don’t turn my best worsties into therapyspeak joker i’ll kill you with a gun

[monkeyfillet]

GELPHIE

[sakurabraches]

i was gonna make some post that was like 'book fiyero and book elphaba should link up with those edgy arianators to talk about how they want glinda to go away' but elphaba's a performative glinda hater so that actually wouldn't go very well and i love book fiyero very much and because i love him i think it's important to acknowledge that shitting your bowels out and getting brutally murdered by the secret police is more pleasant than interacting with arianators

[actual-changeling]

grace: i'm just another scientist to her, nothing about this is special or weird, you guys are insane

also grace:

yeah we have a meeting at eight so i need three coffees. no, not the normal coffee she has her own brand it's in that can over there. are you new here? do you want her to blow us up?

i'll need uh two of those muffins. not that one, the one next to it. yes i know they're the same but it's different and she'll know.

hey random person walking down the hallway. yeah you. where are you going? stratt's office? are you insane? it's wednesday, closed door to everyone. me? oh i'm just going to catch up with her, maybe work on the floor for a while. what no we're not dating why does everyone think that???

sorry guys, i can't hang out, eva just had a zoom call with a bunch of americans, i gotta stop by. why are you looking at me weird? she hates talking to americans so i'll listen to her complain about it and respond to their emails so she doesn't have to. no i am not her personal assistant. no we're still not dating. stop being weird.

[sakurabraches]

this is how gelphies sound talking about glinda the good

[sakurabraches]

[sakurabraches]

this is how gelphies sound talking about glinda the good

[monkeyfillet]

Fastest way to kms is actually trying to write slowburn. How the fuck are you supposed to go from ‘who the fuck is this guy’ to ‘omg my paramour my lover in arms!!!’

[titfairy]

she looks like a shaking pomeranian in elphaba’s purse

[vilecrocodile]

elphaba is so funny for bouncing on fiyeros dick solemnly and with distinction but also being like if you ever try to involve yourself in my life or question my terrorist activities i will disappear forever and ever and you will never get a crumb of pussy ever again but also pretending shes not hung up on some C tier blonde girl who she had a homoerotic friendship with in college and the blonde girl in question lives in the same town at her and would probly blow up her entire life to see her again and asks about her all the time but elphaba just refuses to ever see or speak to her ever again until they both die. sigma queen. they really are juriori bad end and theyre grown ass adults

[thestalkingentity]

Credit to whoever made the meme template

[monkeyfillet]

Loserphaba we love you

[monkeyfillet]

-majorlysapphic, interested but distant to your fault

Elphaba was my fish this loser

💔

[monkeyfillet]

-majorlysapphic, interested but distant to your fault

[gelphienation]

the wicked fandom seems to similarly have fractured into people watching utena, people into gaming, new convert arianators, heritage arianators, and people rewatching shows from the early 2010s. but crucially there seems to be a particular plurality of identity where someone is often doing multiple of these things at once

[monkeyfillet]

New convert arianator true story