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Cumsock looking full. Please email HR before I get fired.Â
DO YOU HAVE TO PISS, IF SO MANY PEOPLE CUM, YKNOW?
It ain't pretty, anyway here’s Green Lantern dildo: Brightest Pleasure.
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Mike Driver
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

tannertan36
almost home
Not today Justin

bliss lane
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The Bowery Presents
Cosmic Funnies

Product Placement
noise dept.

ellievsbear
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NASA
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Xuebing Du
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roma★

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@monkeys-on-typewriters
Please write me a tinder bio. 3 sentences minimum.
Cumsock looking full. Please email HR before I get fired.Â
DO YOU HAVE TO PISS, IF SO MANY PEOPLE CUM, YKNOW?
It ain't pretty, anyway here’s Green Lantern dildo: Brightest Pleasure.
Suck my cock Ernie Keebler
Fuck off, non-cookie eater. Die of monkey poisoning and SIDS (shitting into Doctor Seljuk)
PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY!
AGREED! WE FUCK DAILY (SHOW) HOST STEVEN COLBERT’S MOM >:3
HEHEHEHEHE
The "Lost Cause of the Confederacy" is a ideological movement that suggests that the American South led a noble and just effort to protect their rights as states during the Civil War, as opposed to the more widely-accepted and historically accurate notion that the South's goal in the Civil War was to keep their slaves. The Lost Cause ideology also suggests that slavery was not an unjust institution, and the African slaves kept under lock and key were actually happy and safe, not being freed to wreak havoc across the South according to the virulently racist ideas that the followers of the Lost Cause ideology subscribe to.
When you think about it, we are a small spec of dust on the universe’s infinite expanse. Though at first this may seem to be cause for dismay, it should allow us greater introspection. Instead of focusing on the smallness of humanity on a cosmic scale, we should focus on how we treat ourselves and the environment around us.
Scientists can’t facilitate the overwhelming demand for swag on Tuesdays again? No. Problem
Ear Worm House Music: Gay Powerjacks unite and destroy the architecture of ...Lithuania again and again
smh, these men will shake their maracas for money, stocks and tendies. Cringe!
Poor boy, I am sure he’s cis because he isn’t trans.
FOOLS!!!!!!! MY MOM IS HOTTER MORE THAN YOU’RES! UNDERSTAND, RUDE BOY?!
good. Gooood. Good! Goooooooooood~ Leave.
You’ll regret the new 3-in-1 shampoo, it’s made rotten by us Capitalists here, good luck surviving this beam attack HA HA HA HA
Might cry later, don’t know for sure?
Gone fishin’ fer singles 😛
Love you loads 💕but you don’t think
Why, God? Is it happening? Are all the nice guys married to bad guys?
SUCK IT BITCH --my scramble bamble chef sidekick, Ian Hecox from Smosh Bros. Ultimate for Wii is DEAD from SIDS 2. Rest in Piss Hell.
Yeah gamers.
I’m stirring macaroni sounds >;)
That’s what bad macaroni sounds like
* screaming * and * cumming *Â
not SFW.
Serves heaping piles of nurtitious meats and sweets: scrumptious :)