Monkeys on Typewriters

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Please write me a tinder bio. 3 sentences minimum.

Cumsock looking full. Please email HR before I get fired. 

DO YOU HAVE TO PISS, IF SO MANY PEOPLE CUM, YKNOW?

It ain't pretty, anyway here’s Green Lantern dildo: Brightest Pleasure.

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Suck my cock Ernie Keebler

Fuck off, non-cookie eater. Die of monkey poisoning and SIDS (shitting into Doctor Seljuk)

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PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY!

AGREED! WE FUCK DAILY (SHOW) HOST STEVEN COLBERT’S MOM >:3

HEHEHEHEHE

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The "Lost Cause of the Confederacy" is a ideological movement that suggests that the American South led a noble and just effort to protect their rights as states during the Civil War, as opposed to the more widely-accepted and historically accurate notion that the South's goal in the Civil War was to keep their slaves. The Lost Cause ideology also suggests that slavery was not an unjust institution, and the African slaves kept under lock and key were actually happy and safe, not being freed to wreak havoc across the South according to the virulently racist ideas that the followers of the Lost Cause ideology subscribe to.

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When you think about it, we are a small spec of dust on the universe’s infinite expanse. Though at first this may seem to be cause for dismay, it should allow us greater introspection. Instead of focusing on the smallness of humanity on a cosmic scale, we should focus on how we treat ourselves and the environment around us.

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Scientists can’t facilitate the overwhelming demand for swag on Tuesdays again? No. Problem

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Ear Worm House Music: Gay Powerjacks unite and destroy the architecture of ...Lithuania again and again

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smh, these men will shake their maracas for money, stocks and tendies. Cringe!

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Poor boy, I am sure he’s cis because he isn’t trans.

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FOOLS!!!!!!! MY MOM IS HOTTER MORE THAN YOU’RES! UNDERSTAND, RUDE BOY?!

good. Gooood. Good! Goooooooooood~ Leave.

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You’ll regret the new 3-in-1 shampoo, it’s made rotten by us Capitalists here, good luck surviving this beam attack HA HA HA HA

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Might cry later, don’t know for sure?

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Gone fishin’ fer singles 😛

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Love you loads 💕but you don’t think

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Why, God? Is it happening? Are all the nice guys married to bad guys?

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SUCK IT BITCH --my scramble bamble chef sidekick, Ian Hecox from Smosh Bros. Ultimate for Wii is DEAD from SIDS 2. Rest in Piss Hell.

Yeah gamers.

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I’m stirring macaroni sounds >;)

That’s what bad macaroni sounds like

* screaming * and * cumming * 

not SFW.

Serves heaping piles of nurtitious meats and sweets: scrumptious :)