going blankie mode

I am the fool who's jingling miserably across the floor

[phthalology]

I looooove how eizouken portrays the creative process. conversation about verisimilitude and whether a sound "feels off." the joy of problem-solving. the joy of not being on deadline. philosophical conversations about whether the artists feel deeply passionate about their craft (two do, one doesn't!). one girl self-identifies as "abnormal" and another has to get used to that being a positive identifier! razzing each other! reminder that the art does actually need to be good if they want to make any money! jokes about reality!

[momania]

ive only made it 3 episodes in and im already drawing her

[themolluscasometimes]

THEGOIRLS

@vaimetanyx requested art of them like... idk..i dont wanna say how long ago LMAO

[rratpower]

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[wizardarchetypes]

i exfoliated so crazy style today that if anyone tries to catch me i'll be like a sea cucumber btw

[wizardarchetypes]

reading ppl's responses to this i'm realizing that while many people know sea cucumbers can expel internal organs to evade predators (not what i meant), far fewer people on this site anyway have had to pick up and move sea cucumbers around. fair. they're slippery was my point.

[vanglaggle]

me: wow im super sensitive and emotional right now. what the hell is going on

the notorious menstrual cycle:

[tallahasseemp3]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[justiceinspandex]

[ohtransarchon]

thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

[missmisdemeanor]

it is a rookie mistake to assume that the person making deeply anachronistic, inaccurate, and fairytale-esque knightposts knows nothing about real knights. i know all about real knights. i just think overseeing the farmland on your estate, explicitly being in it for (more) land and money, fighting less than half the year, and dying of cholera is sort of boring while swearing undying oaths is really sexy

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

[json-derulo]

the worst architectural digest apartment tour videos are the ones where some waspy nepo baby or banking vice president is showing you around a 600 sqft perfectly soulless space that they gave someone else an infinite budget to design, construct, and furnish because they have no taste of their own and will barely ever live in it anyway. the best architectural digest apartment tour videos are the ones where a queer person is like "the built-in shelving was made for me by a grindr hookup who happens to build houseboats, and my coffee table is actually an antique door that I found in a dumpster in 1993. yeah, the toilet is in the kitchen, but that's new york, y'know? I can multitask by shitting while I'm waiting for my toast to pop up. oh, and I sleep in a little shoebox that stows away under the sofa so there's plenty of room for entertaining"