I am not good at this

Wren/21/They-Them/Pan/ Burning Dumpster

[skittyminecraft]

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[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[eternalgirlscout]

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[devouringyourson]

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[whatisthisplaceidonteven]

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

[rawesomesauce]

I didn’t put together that these were dr who references not just reaction images and thought you guys were super easily impressed by mundane things which same

[funnytwittertweets]

[literary-potato]

Ok but Unironically in the era of new pandemics and post infectious disease we do need a critical re-evaluation of “rest cures” and the like.

I’m not saying a visit to the seaside is going to fix Long Covid, but it would be a lot easier to say no to the GET/CBT “Push Through It” agenda and embrace strategies like radical rest and pacing if we *as a culture* restored some of those norms and structures around periods of Rest.

TLDR maybe we should bring back convalescence as a Thing

[coruscanttojerusalem]

Yeah. Regularizing a solid month of sick leave for recovery wouldbe a great thing here.

[germicelli]

hes waiting by the microwave

[mioxenoblade]

WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE

[supportive-rapport]

NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[riley-rogue]

[vive-la-revolution]

guys what’s a gender neutral term for a parent

[maip-macrothorax]

I want you to reread what you wrote.

[vive-la-revolution]

i may be stupid

[vive-la-revolution]

stop reblogging this post

[secondbeatsongs]

a mark of quality is when a music video ends with this

[secondbeatsongs]

in case anyone's curious

I guarantee you will not be able to guess where this song is going

[randomgeeknamedbrent]

Well I was able to guess since I already knew Northern Boys from Party Time

[secondbeatsongs]

Party Time is also a work of art!

[crittizen]

what are ur pronouns?

guess

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

As fun as it is to make fun of returning tumblr users, I’m actually surprised to see quite a lot artists coming back to test the waters and post their art on here again eventhough they’ve lost all momentum on here and/or naturally lost most of their followers because of the drought of activity. 

If you see an artist you haven’t seen post in awhile and they post their new art on here. Please give them a reblog and not just a like for their work. 

[rat-femurs]

in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

[numbaoneflaya]

[drferox]

This is possibly the most wrong thing I have seen on a click bait article ever. The more you look, the worse it gets.

It claims to be an X-ray of a pregnant horse.

There are several faults with that assumption:

It is an old school film X-ray, about the size of an A4. It is no way big enough to X-ray an entire horse.

An X-ray machine big enough to X-ray an entire horse does not exist, and would pump out obscene amounts of radiation if it did.

That ‘horse’ is lying down. Good luck with that.

Something very creative is happening with its front legs, feet, hocks and skeleton in general.

It has no internal organs.

The thing it is ‘pregnant’ with is mostly situated within the thorax.

The thing it is ‘pregnant’ with appears to be a dog.

The ‘dog’ appears to be ‘pregnant’ with a cat.

The ‘cat’ appears to be ‘pregnant’ with… possibly a rat?

[messypeaches]

If you zoom out further it's actually a xray of an 0ld lady.

[triskeleaficionado]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[depsidase]

[charlottan]

i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs

[bunjywunjy]

the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Looking at this broke both of my ankles

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Old Tumblr post layout with a lot of reblogs

[browsethestacks]

The World Of Becca Blake

Art by Dan Schkade

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[emptycontainer]

[genderkoolaid]

also people act like drag queens are incapable of changing how they act for kids. like do you really think things like storytime with drag queens has like, sex jokes and dildos? do you think drag artists are unable to treat children appropriately while in drag? like drag doesn't always need to be safe for kids obviously but just because a drag artist does a sexual show for adults doesn't mean that artist can't also be kid-friendly during times they are around kids. drag artists are not some scary boogeyman that's gonna traumatize your children by their sheer Aura of Queerness

[robot-voice]

Honestly when you think about it this extends to everyone in childcare.

Do you assume that every single teacher, daycare worker, babysitter, etc. is a perfectly pure, cartoonishly kid-friendly person all of the time? No. They’re adult human beings who cuss and drink and have sex like everyone else. But they know how to act around children, even if they act differently around their friends and partners and other situations that don’t involve children. Nobody acts just one way all the time in any scenario, including drag queens. 

[viking-badger]

these guys OBVIOUSLY don't understand colour theory

[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[agir1ukn0w]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

[texnessa]

How dare anyone over look:

[dollsahoy]

Where it started

[laughterkey]

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

[icarus-suraki]

Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head: