You Go Glen Coco

20 Vegetarian Mean girls enthusiast

[twilight-theater]

[animals-riding-animals]

turtle riding gharial 

[nowhites]

now THIS is what tf i signed up for

[thatnordicguy]

gharial: *under his breath* what the fuck what the fuck what thE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

[krabby-kronicle]

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[rottenfaery-deactivated20190708]

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

[partlysmith]

the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best

[bodyglitter]

how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand

[sixpenceee]

Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist. 

[angelicguy]

this got 100k? jesus

[jeoff-deactivated20170909]

this is so woke no wonder

[sharky-sharks]

Why do you like sharks?

[yofi-deactivated20190418]

he walk

[knightposting-archived]

He cronch

[gaycubedenby]

He roll

[waywardfangir1]

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

[canidteeth]

He gets tummy rubs

[glitterysquidily]

He get nose rub

[the-monochrome-jester]

He beauty

[hoediac]

He dance

[ayellowbirds]

She do a triple Lutz

[localgaecryptid]

He slorp

[pineapple-crow-deactivated20250]

This post is blessed

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

do you ever sit and think about your female ancestors and like how many of them endured forced marriages, sexual abuse, physical violence and complete deprivation of education and autonomy and suffered silently for literally centuries. going through pregnancies and child birth without modern medicine, having multiple children and watching most of them die before the age of five because that was just the way of life back then? and ultimately you are a product of their pain? i think about them a lot and then i think about how many women continue to share their reality in this current year 

[hohokev-deactivated20220829]

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

[super-space-time]

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

[space-tart]

#science tumblr to save the day from inaccuracies

[molotovriot-deactivated20150429]

#THAT’S WORSE

[naamahdarling]

They are called nematocysts. They are what make box jellies and other fun lil critters so dangerous, because without these wee little daggers, the venom would have no way to get into your skin. And yet something as thin as nylon stockings or pantyhose is enough to protect you, they are so small. So if you’re scared of jellyfish? Wear sexy sheer undergarments into the sea like the regal creature you are.

[ohnofixit]

I’m going to reblog this again because that is some of the best advice I have ever gotten on this blog.

[hahrry-deactivated20180201]

i don’t mean to start drama or anything but ONE, don’t pick up the phone. you know he’s only calling cus he’s drunk and alone!! TWO, don’t let him in. you’ll have to kick him out again :/ THREE, don’t be his friend. you know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning. and if you’re under him?? YOU AIN’T GETTING OVER HIM!!!!

[pymparticles]

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[cosmokramers-deactivated2018091]

[ruinedchildhood]

Me after listening to New Rules

[jess-amelia]

The most important thing I’ve learned this year is how to love without attachment. We’re all merely passing through each other’s lives so when it comes time to leave, of course you’ll feel sad and heartbroken and question why the world works in its strange ways. But remember to smile and thank the person for the role they played in your life. Thank them for the laughs that made you happy to be alive and the tears that made you stronger. Everything in this life is temporary and trying to control it all, trying to cage it in so you’ll never have to be without it again will only bring you misery.

2017 lessons - Jess Amelia  (via jess-amelia)

[neverbiso]

Nobody is busier than a person who does not want you.