[argyleteatime]

Happy 30th birthday, Gargoyles!

[metis-metis]

So ‘Sisyphus’ was trending on Twitter and it was just Classics jokes!

[pomrania]

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I had this joke about Odysseus, but it took, like twenty years to get to the punchline.

I had this joke in mind about the death of Hector but I didn't want to get dragged.

I've got a joke about how Theseus escaped the labyrinth. Thread:

I had a joke about Leda, but it might ruffle some feathers.

I had a joke about Medusa but I'm too stoned to remember it.

I used to tell a joke about Icarus, but it never landed right.

I used to tell a joke about Orpheus but looking back it was a dead dud.

I have a joke about the ship of Theseus, but it's not original.

I used to tell a joke about Odysseus and the Cyclops, but Nobody got it.

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[moringmark]

[waywardfangir1]

Okay but who the hell throws a Halloween party that isn’t a costume party? In my head, there are about three more panels showing everyone walk out on this hateful bitch.

[moringmark]

[moringmark]

[waywardfangir1]

I cannot handle the level of cute in this, it is just too much! 💜💜💜

[moringmark]

[waywardfangir1]

[moringmark]

[waywardfangir1]

Who gave you the right?? Go to your room this instant and think about what you did!

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[thescientificviolist]

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

[moringmark]

[waywardfangir1]

So, can we get a part 2 where the Bat Queen has a word or two with Odalia…?

[moringmark]

[waywardfangir1]

[moringmark]

[waywardfangir1]

This is fine. I’d be more concerned about Luz going too far toward the dark side if she played I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas or Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. Those songs are FAR worse.

[moringmark]

[waywardfangir1]

My friends and I were literally talking last night about our self insert fan fics we’d written.

Thank you blanchin' MoringMark bot

Thank you blanchin' MoringMark bot

[moringmark]

[waywardfangir1]

[moringmark]

What if…

[waywardfangir1]

Go to your room this instant and think about what you did.

[gayspectre]

FAVORITE FILMS - BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1991)

[commodorecliche]

concept: a facemask that says "Vaccinated But I Don't Trust Y'all"

[waywardfangir1]

Here’s my money, take it, please give me the mask.

[omghotmemes]

Only Gordon can roast just by eating a hamburger

[accursedvoid]

Oh no it’s that one.

The ‘that Vegan teacher’ that tells you it’s selfish to come out as LGBTQ+ over coming out as ‘vegan’, parodyed George floyd’s last words in her song about being vegan and compared animal meat to the holocaust - and that BLM should be protesting for veganism and animal rights over their own rights.

Also she be stalking A 16 year old on tiktok so.

This woman is a total yikes.

[intjint]

[r4cs0]

[pinewood-circus]

Let’s also not forget that she had also joked and laughed about a kid dying bc they had tried to follow a certain vegan diet SHE had brought up, and after she was called out about it she just kept making fun of them.

[joyflameball]

Don’t forget that she said that having an eating disorder was not an excuse to not go vegan, when people with eating disorders shouldn’t take any excuse to cut food out of their diets.

[shrodingerspenis]

I’m going to become a cryptid and drag her into the wood so that she can become a mysterious-missing-person-found-in-the-woods-with-no-bones-or-face

[tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202]

[fionathefab]

I believe she also tried to hit a furry with her car.

[fabthememesatan]

WHAT

[fionathefab]

It was a while ago and I don’t know if it’s true but a couple people said she did

Also TikTok is going to war with her on February 12th

[rozunderpressure]

I never wanted to know the answer to the question “What if PETA was a person”, yet, here we are…

[true-king-of-monsters]

Every part of this put my sanity from “low” to “Subterranean”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

She went to prison for impersonating a teacher

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Her original teacher account got shadowbanned so she made another account pretending to be a completely different person: thatvegannurse, she looks and talks exactly the same but she puts her hair in pigtails and talks about how much she hates thatveganteacher, she also owns like 16 other faceless accounts pretending to be real people that she uses to comment and like her posts to boost interactions

[ryandevon]

Every single addition to this post was like a punch in the fucking throat

[crookedmoonsaultpunk]

She posted a video trying to “reclaim” slurs saying they are only bad you you let them be bad

Try and guess what letters are censored.

[wemblingfool]

[geek-ramblings]

Me with each new bit of information in this post

[siege1]

[thecarebearglare]

People on tiktok have also tracked down where she lives and have tried to steal her dog because she’s forcing it to eat vegan.

[cal-is-a-cryptid]

I need a 45 minute nap to process this post.

[mcytoutofcontext]

don’t forget that she once said to a (at the time) 16 year old, that to get women he had to show them “his vegetables”.

that was just blatantly disgusting..

[injuries-in-dust]

Every sentence gave me whiplash.

[waywardfangir1]