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Comics I’ve made this month for Its Nice That.

possumistic

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

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iwatch-thebees

me forcing my followers to look at my newest obsession

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Alia Shawkat, photographed by Amber Mahoney for Tidal Magazine.

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went to the flower conservatory today

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”