Sorcerer, Viking, Cosmic Playing

I have the world's most demanding boss. Internships suck just as much across the pond, can tell you that for a fact.

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The good mister Finn has a work-in-progress bio over on @come-c-muses​. Turns out it’s harder than it looks to communicate contemporary scholarship on Medieval Ireland, but hey. He exists.

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I ATEN'T DEAD

Also, coming soon to a neglected multimuse blog near you.

Meet Finn.

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GRUMPY AFFECTIONATE STARTERS.

1. “Yeah, yeah. You’re cute. Just stop smiling at me like that.” 

2. “I love you, but please stop whatever it is that you’re doing.” 

3. “You’re so annoying. Oh my God– I love you so much.” 

4. “STOP BEING SO CUTE, IT’S NOT FAIR!”

5. “Listen, I enjoy this hug and all, but can you stop?”

6. “Give me a minute, I’m going to tickle the shit out of you.” 

7. “Hey, stop looking at me like that– I don’t like how cute you look.” 

8. “Please, stop smiling at me like that. I’m not sure what will happen if you keep doing that.” 

9. “I don’t like people, but you’re an exception.” 

10. “You’re the only one who gets to call me that, you know.” 

11. “I crave your affection, but I crave your silence even more– shut up.” 

12. “Is this your way of subtly hinting that you want to hold my hand because it’s quite cute, but I’m not in the mood to hold your hand.” 

13. “You’re talking too much, just shut up and hold me.” 

14. “Ew. Get away from me. No– not you. You stay.” 

15. “Hi, I’ve been subtle at hinting that I want your attention all day and you haven’t noticed once and now I’m pissed.”

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with all due respect, which is none,

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Pls keep me from making a new character.

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Why do people keep asking you about me? They could just ask me. I have a street address.

“I don’t know, but also remember I don’t know you.” Marseilla laughed giving him a wink.

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"Sheesh, harsh. What’d I do to deserve the un-person treatment?”

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@tellurianwitch Have I mentioned that idiot tourists have started looking around Norwegian and Swedish burial grounds to trawl for draugr because they think it's like a video game?

Have I also mentioned that I hate bailing out idiot tourists messing with the walking dead?

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*singing* Whaaaat is wrong with peeeeeeeeople?

Could you not help them? That sounds like Darwinism at work.

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In theory, yes.

In practice, I'm me.

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@tellurianwitch Have I mentioned that idiot tourists have started looking around Norwegian and Swedish burial grounds to trawl for draugr because they think it’s like a video game?

Have I also mentioned that I hate bailing out idiot tourists messing with the walking dead?

*singing* Whaaaat is wrong with peeeeeeeeople?

Could you not help them? That sounds like Darwinism at work.

In theory, yes.

In practice, I’m me.

...True. Why do people think it’s a good idea to fuck around with graveyards and burial grounds? The dead are put in one place for a reason.

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I have no idea. There's probably a history PhD in there somewhere though.

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@tellurianwitch Have I mentioned that idiot tourists have started looking around Norwegian and Swedish burial grounds to trawl for draugr because they think it's like a video game?

Have I also mentioned that I hate bailing out idiot tourists messing with the walking dead?

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*singing* Whaaaat is wrong with peeeeeeeeople?

Could you not help them? That sounds like Darwinism at work.

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In theory, yes.

In practice, I'm me.

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@tellurianwitch Have I mentioned that idiot tourists have started looking around Norwegian and Swedish burial grounds to trawl for draugr because they think it's like a video game?

Have I also mentioned that I hate bailing out idiot tourists messing with the walking dead?

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To all of the children and children at heart receiving presents from the boss today

What can I say except ‘you’re welcome’?

Missy appreciates the bone.  What the heck is it from?

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A pig the size of a dining hall. I got it on a trip to Ireland.

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Nice. I think it’ll actually manage to last more than an afternoon.

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Happy to hear it. I know how much of a pain it is to find bones for an animal that large.

Or hungry.

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To all of the children and children at heart receiving presents from the boss today

What can I say except ‘you’re welcome’?

Missy appreciates the bone.  What the heck is it from?

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A pig the size of a dining hall. I got it on a trip to Ireland.

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To all of the children and children at heart receiving presents from the boss today

What can I say except 'you're welcome'?

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I regret nothing.

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Send a 💢 for a salty confession from my Muse.

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