Just A Simple Shopkeeper

I'm Miranda Konstantinova. I own the Broom Closet, a shop for all your pagan, Wiccan, and occult needs. Everything's 100% authentic. Magic is in my blood, after all.

[tellurianwitch]

Jon's chest and abs covered in slutty gold chains and little else

Y-yes. Yes? I'm sorry, what was the question?

[spacebeets]

I’ve been expecting you | Renfield (2023)

[lucytara]

anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful

[sanshofox]

„comforting cuddles“ quick something I made for that

I love interactions where Tav is able to break through astarion‘s facade to show him that there’s more to a deeper connection, that he isn’t just wanted for his body. Just being yknow. I like to imagine that tav would watch over his nightmares and cuddle him to comfort him; like a „warm water bottle“ would be nice for a comfort needing vamp haha (and yes astarion has a more lavish pillow than the others ;D)

[tellurianwitch]

jonvandernoorde​:

tellurianwitch​:

It was difficult to laugh and kiss him at the same time, so she soon gave up on the former in favour of the latter. It had been way too long since she had this particular kiss, felt this particular warmth holding her up on tiptoe. She really had missed him.

She barely pulled back long enough to get the words out, slightly muffled against his mouth. “Talking first or… after?”

“Talk later,” Jon growled against her lips. His hands fell to rest on her butt while he looked down at her, his ice blue eyes were filled with warmth. He couldn’t help laughing as he held her as his happiness overflowed. “There’s a much more important conversation to have.” He kissed her again, his tongue teasing along her lips in a question to deepen the kiss.

Humming, she grinned, absolutely satisfied with that answer. “Priorities.” Her hands slid to his shoulders, her chest pressed against his as she kissed him back, licking into his mouth almost immediately. Anything he wanted of her, he could have.

[rpmemes-galore]

Reblog this post to let mutuals know you're a-okay with them spamming you with ic asks / memes at any time!! Spontaneous interactions are great, fam

[tellurianwitch]

jonvandernoorde​:

tellurianwitch​:

Smiling, she only pulled her hand away to wrap her arms around his neck. “I seem to remember that being my long-standing plan. I can’t believe I’ve gone a whole minute and a half of you being back without kissing you. But if you’d rather tell me about work…”

“Oh gods, I’m glad it’s not just me.” The words were barely out of his mouth before he pressed his lips to hers. His hands wrapped around her and pulled her close against his body. After a moment his tongue teased along her lips before giving her bottom lip a playful nip.

It was difficult to laugh and kiss him at the same time, so she soon gave up on the former in favour of the latter. It had been way too long since she had this particular kiss, felt this particular warmth holding her up on tiptoe. She really had missed him.

She barely pulled back long enough to get the words out, slightly muffled against his mouth. “Talking first or... after?”

[tellurianwitch]

jonvandernoorde​:

tellurianwitch​:

Miranda smoothed a hand back over her hair, pulling away the glamour to reveal the sizeable chunk of white. “Definitely the ‘seducing the hero to darkness’ type. I missed you too. Things are… certainly going.”

Jon’s grin grew as the glamour fell away. He reached out for one of her hands, lifting it to his lips. “Most definitely. You could seduce me any time,” he teased. He nodded at her words. “I understand that. You wouldn’t believe the paperwork I came home to.”

Smiling, she only pulled her hand away to wrap her arms around his neck. “I seem to remember that being my long-standing plan. I can’t believe I’ve gone a whole minute and a half of you being back without kissing you. But if you’d rather tell me about work...”

[tellurianwitch]

jonvandernoorde​:

tellurianwitch​:

“No, it makes you look even hotter, which is unfair, frankly. Mine just make me look like a supervillain.” She grinned. “Hi, Jon.”

“You say that like you wouldn’t make a hot supervillian,” Jon teased back with a grin. “I’ve missed you. How are things?”

Miranda smoothed a hand back over her hair, pulling away the glamour to reveal the sizeable chunk of white. “Definitely the ‘seducing the hero to darkness’ type. I missed you too. Things are... certainly going.”

[tellurianwitch]

tellurianwitch​:

“Hmmm… You look vaguely familiar.”

"Ouch. I thought getting a few silver hairs would make me look more distinguished, not that old."

“No, it makes you look even hotter, which is unfair, frankly. Mine just make me look like a supervillain.” She grinned. “Hi, Jon.”

[tellurianwitch]

“Hmmm... You look vaguely familiar.”

[calamitoustales]

There’s a panel from some manga going around as a meme on twitter, so I could only hold myself off from making it Devon for so long. Also everybody keeps posting about Trigun Stampede and Vash’s redesign just looks like twink!Devon, so Devon has Vash hair now.

[rp-meme-dragon]

Reblog if your blog is open to human x non-human character ships.

Provided basic ship conditions are met (both characters are adults, etc.)

[eurodeal]

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from

[dilffactory]

@tellurianwitch

This one!

[tellurianwitch]

Thank you, magnificent creature <3

[abeautifulblog]

Warning: generalizations are used liberally below. Mentally preface all statements with in general and dont yell at me. For purposes of definition, standard is meant only in terms of familiarity and the intent of the distinction is solely to indicate something a reader…

Haha, so I’ve been saying I’m going to write something like this forever, and then yesterday my housemate found that someone beat me to it.

Required reading, friends! So you don’t screw it up if you’re writing fanfic – and so you can suffer along with me if you’re reading it.

My contribution to the smut talk behind the cut. XD (And also one of my Craig-writing friend’s finest moments.) So strap in for –

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[sinoo-chan]

— M.L. Rio; If we were villains