Skylar @monomanonapotamus - Tumblr Blog

Guess who has two thumbs, is almost 8 months pregnant, AND wants to die

Me. It me. I feel like a swallowed a bowling ball and it’s trying to escape the bottom of my ginormous gut. It hurts. I’m hungry. And I’m hormonal. That is all.

#pregnancyproblems

thefighter2-deactivated20200212

some of you have never been propkilled in gmod and it shows. need to be humbled

My axolotl and I went on a Netflix binge today

And it was glorious. Taako really enjoys the television. At first I thought I was imagining it. But Taako really does come out of his (or her, it’s still too early to know the biological sex) hides when we turn the tv on and she/he looks at it pretty much the entire time it’s on. It’s very sweet.

I’ve been trying to finish up the third and final blanket I’m making as a christmas gift, so we ended up watching some real winners today lmao. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (because why the fuck not), Penelope (because I really wanted to hate my life, I guess), Mulan (because I needed some girl power after Penelope), and finished it out with 10 and a half episodes of Jane the Virgin purely because I wanted to find out how they explained a virgin getting pregnant (which, holy shit, not very realistic...) and then I just got sucked in after finding out in the first 10 minutes.

What a day. I still have 18 rows left on this blanket, but that means I got a lot done today.

#axolotl #netflix #i need a life #crocheting makes me feel old #just kidding #i love crocheting

lady-nounoum

Akali The Queen Of Rap

oldmanyellsatcloud

Another case of “I don’t even play this game but you do cool things” that a lot of video games seem to do to me:

monomanonapotamus

I (unfortunately) play this game but I’m feelin’ it because Soyeon from G(I)-dle is Akali <3<3<3

septemberequinox

blessed samhain! the veil is thin and so is my damn patience

dankmemeuniversity

rinasaurusrex

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

capacity

Us after reading this caption

emotionalempowerer-blog

Seriously. What on earth could a 3 yr old do to “warrant” a gun to the chest???

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

Apparently they were in the process of arresting her mother (whom they beat while handcuffed, naturally), also pointed the gun at the head of the child’s grandmother, and pointed the gun at her when she did what any toddler would do and started wailing. The incident gave her one of the worst cases of child PTSD the expert they assigned has ever seen and she’ll need therapy well into her adult years.

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of gun safety knows that you do not point a gun at anyone you are not willing to kill. So best case scenario these officers were grossly incompetent and worst case they were willing to kill a child for crying. This settlement is the least they deserve.

siacherry

^^^^ reblogging for the extra info

ftafp

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

but what an incredible journey he had getting there

Y’all, tomorrow is about to be too much for me

We are flying to Chicago for the night to see BTS and my body isn’t ready for two flights in less than 24 hours.

My dumbass decided it would be cool to get super fucked up at a party yesterday and I’m just now starting to feel human again. Mistakes have been made, but I’m ready to see these talented and perfect little boys while losing all of my hearing.

nevver

The Past is The Past, Matt Bors

stickynutjuice

monomanonapotamus

look at that head meat just melt in his seat while getting his ass handed to him by a morde blitz bot lane

livingthegifs

♪Hello again, friend of a friend, I knew you when Our common goal was waiting for the world to end♪

By: thejennire

✦Send your request [x]✦ / Tags [x]

epicpingu

thatgirlmustbeawesome

What’s so bad about periods

linzerfish

At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”

homolesbians

kittyinhighheels

STOP INCLUDING CRAMPS THAT MAKE YOU PASS OUT IN THESE LISTS AS IF THEY WERE NORMAL

THEY ARE NOT

IF YOUR CRAMPS ARE THIS BAD AND YOU’RE NOT A TEENAGER, SEE A DOCTOR

I REPEAT: THEY ARE NOT NORMAL. YOU COULD ACTUALLY BE ILL

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PASS OUT FROM YOUR PERIOD CRAMPS

fluidityandgiggles

I actually passed out at the start of my period a couple of times and three years ago I found out I have polycystic ovaries, but yknow. What’s so bad about periods.