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[monophagy]

Updating commissions, please dm for info <3

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Posting "dick from a stupid girl" on Tumblr dot com and then waking up to find out, in a great deal of relief, that I'm a young centipede on the forest floor hiding under leaf litter. my cannibalistic mother, a much larger, red, chitinous centipede, has stopped pursuing me. I am comfortable and my goal is now to grow big enough to eat mice

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

terfs be like. i am going to tell you how to spot a trans woman. okay so if you think a woman is ugly you should harass them. this is beneficial to women

[mariecuttlefish]

How many Splatoon fans are aware of the canon Toni Kensa underwear line

[mariecuttlefish]

@vampyrobot @bombcollar It comes from this official promo art shared during the Splatoon 2 era:

Most people who saw this primarily paid attention to Callie and Marie's outfits or Agent 4's face in the corner. (It provided a lot of fuel to the "Agent 4 is a chaotic goofball" crowd.)

...but if you look closer, the artist went to the trouble of adding the brand logo on the visible portion of Marina's underwear here:

She's rocking Toni Kensa undies. I have no idea why they bothered including this, but it's my new favorite obscure detail.

[tacozonesu]

retro

[mixmioart]

🦇Service Mindset🦇

A look into Charles’ work life.

Don’t be rude to whoever has the midnight shift at McDonalds

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[subzeroparade]

/ O brother, lord brother, please die a true death /

a little experimental one shot today - Miquella, based on Italian cemetery statuary.

[jamesusilljournal]

Sun Center, Ingo Swann, 1975

[duckdotcom]

they're adding mary magdalene to smash

[twirld]

The Dying Saint Sebastian (detail, 1789) François-Xavier Fabre

[danskjavlarna]

A circus barker parrot escapes and tells his spiel to crows.  From Chatterbox, 1896.

Everyone’s talking: vintage parrots.

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[deathandmysticism]

Death seen at centre, holding an hour-glass and a sickle, trampling over the personification of concupiscence, earthly riches and pride, 1619

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

if u ever see me zoned out i'm listening to the deafening frequency of a nearby electrical device

[shittysawtraps]

Hello, Elizabeth. For 70 years, you have colonized, ruled over, and then promptly neglected many nations the world over, many of which only recently won their independence from your regime, all while amassing copius wealth at the expense of your citizens during untold-

Alright that's enough. I know you're old and therefore likely tired, but I put a lot of effort into these traps and the LEAST you could do is stay awake during my introduction! ELIZABETH!!!! EEE-LIZ-A-- Oh what's that? Already? So she's not sleeping??? She didn't even get through my intro.....

[monophagy]

Theres something i forgot

[ca-cupid]

Scary Human Movies png

[skiplo-wave]

She’s so cute 🥰