[riddlersbrew]

dawn of the smoking holding a coke riddler

[piratekinganya]

Actually, the ideal ship consists of two supervillains where one is a green-clad science nerd with outrageous cheekbones and a Jekyll and Hyde-esque personality while the other has a criminal moniker based on an animal and dresses primarily in black. Date nights involve them committing multiple felonies together.

[strandedcrow]

they banned the word omega this is literally 1984 george orville was right when he wrote animal crossing

[jamjoob]

Where’s my City Sirens movie? I’ve been a very brave lil girl >:[

[fullyerecteggplant]

they had to kill harry osborn at the end of spider-man 3 because the relationship between him and mj and peter was rapidly hurtling towards polyamory and the world just wasn’t ready for that in 2007 and post

[bishonen]

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

[sirswamp]

Good evening. This is TRUE and CANON and entirely exempt from ANY debate whatsoever.

[fistfights]

[cowboy]

I fucking hate riddles they're always like "I take all my clothes off every night. When I go to bed, I am fully clothed. How is this possible??" And then the answers like "I put on my clothes again before I go to bed." Fuck off cunt

[edwardnigmaisapunkbitch]

[centurion-art]

A happy Pride month to my two favourite queer Joker-hating ladies 

[poisonousquinzel]

These panels live rent free in my mind 24/7

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

someone just actually messaged me for spoilers

[cuddlyveedles]

🌹 🍷 Lady Dimitrescu 🍷 🌹

[strangestcase]

batman lore is kinda wild because there’s two massively popular characters one is basically a deranged hybrid of jigsaw and the zodiac killer and the other cracks jokes nonstop and if I told you which one is the comedic relief and which one is the main villain of the franchise you would think i’m high

[monopolylanesgoldfish]

[hyrude]

im going to skim a handful of the most popular saw fanfiction and then tell you what i think the plot of the saw film franchise is, ok?

[hyrude]

i have reason to believe there were two men in a bathroom

[dailydccomics]

“...red is the color of love.”