It's a party every week

[yulpup-deactivated20180604]

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

[posting-disliker]

im goknba

[commiemo]

World heritage post

[theocseason4]

[silk101]

[iceblack]

[satirewrites]

[i-am-a-fish]

*new yorker voice* badda bing, badda trans rights

[i-am-a-fish]

ey, I'm respectin trans folks here!

[i-am-a-fish]

NOT lovin trans people????

fuhgeddaboutit!!!

[showerthoughtspost]

“You look tired” is the socially acceptable way of saying “you look like shit.”

[femhawke]

Huh.....

[90stvqueen]

today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

[sapphic-romeo]

Good tags OP

[90stvqueen]

it's the working class struggle!

[rqqu]

i guess a simpler way to say it is: you cannot enjoy the future, you can only enjoy the present, and if you spend your time by putting off enjoying the present, you will be so used to ignoring the now for the future payoff that when the payoff does arrive you won’t even be able to enjoy it properly anyway. delayed gratification is not a way to go through life, and the fact that it’s a skill which makes very productive and successful workers should be all you need to know about it. it’s anti life. 

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[witchscarlet]

Rating the Red Circle Emojis

Apple:

6/10 - its fine i guess. gets the job done. its a bit shiny which i dont really get but overall its nice. actually kinda pleasing the longer i look at it.

Google:

5/10 - very flat but there is a TINY bit of shading which i hate. choose one. but it still works and gets the point across. its fine.

Microsoft:

7/10 - now normally i hate microsofts giant black borders but it really works for this one i think. its simple. its cute. i like it.

Samsung:

3/10 - why the fuck is it so shiny. thats not a red circle thats a sphere. what the fuck am i supposed to do with a sphere. fuck this.

Twitter:

9/10 - hell yeah. simple. zen. it is kinda dark compared to the rest which im deducting points for. overall hell yeah. 

emojidex:

-11000/10 - what the fuck is this. do i even need words. fuck you. this isnt even a circle its 3d. thats a button. its also the fucking shiniest goddamn button ive ever seen. fuck you. fuck this. 

Messenger:

0/10 - did you even fucking try

Mozilla:

10/10 - oh my god. thank you. fucking thank you so much. thats a fucking red circle!!! thats what the fuck im talking about babey!!! 

[thechangelingking]

I love these stupid emoji rating things, us there a specific tag that i can follow for it?

[catchymemes]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[imsoshive]

Evil Khaled

You stupid You very stupid We the worst You a dumbass You untrustworthy I don’t fuck with you

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

this hurt to read in his voice

[tradchad-eternal]

[scherzotarantula]

❤❤❤😭😭😭❤😭❤😭❤😭😭❤❤😭😭

[wereralph]

i love this rebirth of doge

[monseur]

Phoebe

Phoebe is Doge's and Isabelle's transgender daughter. She seems to have an awkward relationship with her half-brothers, Lil bro and Big bro.