the femme-gazing butchital girlcus

31 | she/they | pan ⚠ Please do not repost my art to other platforms without credit!! ⚠ Hey, my name's Riley, aka Kei the Average. I'm a fanartist, video editor, and blogger just out there to make people laugh and have a good time. While I tend to jump in and out of fandoms, I consistently enjoy posting/reblogging humor and aesthetic posts. Be sure to check out my art tag and the other links below!

[keitheaverage]

Do you enjoy my art? Do you have something in particular that you've always wanted me to draw for you? Have you ever wished there was a direct way to support me and my artwork?

Well now there is! Introducingggg,

✨ Kei the Average's Commissions ✨

I tried to be as precise and transparent about my prices and rules that I could be, but lemme know if you have any questions after reading. Otherwise, I look forward to working with you guys!

I'm also transcribing the prices down here, just in case:

For a simple sketch...

Bust: $10 (+$1 per added character)

Torso: $15 (+$3 per added character)

Full: $25 (+$5 per added character)

(to color a sketch, add $1, regardless of cropping)

For a full line, color, and render...

Bust: $20 (+$5 per added character)

Torso: $30 (+$10 per added character)

Full: $50 (+$20 per added character)

Your final total will be determined by factors such as

complexity of character design

complexity of character posing

backgrounds/props

[mumintroll]

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[himemeiya]

Be who your are for your priiiide

✨️🌈👭🌹[x]

[5tarryeyedd]

My sweet girl who never did anything wrong

[anaresi]

ANTHY,,, ANTHYYYYY

[hellengomes]

[keitheaverage]

bro the TADC film ain't even out in the US yet and the internet's already a damn minefield to try and wade through without running into spoilers ough

[stitchedbunny9]

Happy Pride Month！🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[depsidase]

[asingularcanadian]

do people who live in countries that don't have snow know about the snow silence? When you get a nice big dumping of fresh snow and you step outside into an infinitely harshly contrasted world and there's no sound because the snow absorbs it all? I believe it fits the traditional use of terrific both wonderful and incredible but also causing a great terror.

[crepes--suzzettes]

happy pride month!

[keitheaverage]

Twitter woke up this morning and said "our website is full of bigots and AI-generated slop posts and stolen content that we have chosen to do nothing about... but the lady liking TADC yuri fanart from her private account? Now THAT's behavior that undermines our website's integrity and should be dealt with immediately!!"

[cozycue]

I've been in a valentines mood.

[wiiwheel]

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

[keitheaverage]

We're all fans of Rice With Some Bullshit, but let's give a little shout-out to Instant Noodles With Some Bullshit as well, shall we? Something about throwing an egg or two, some ruffage, and maybe leftover meat from a previous dinner into some instant ramen or chow mein that is just so special.

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month