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18+ / sometimes I talk about fucking monsters / permanent dynamics are a sucker's game

[monstersplease]

I just want edibles and dick like is that so much to ask for???

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Thinking about riding a minotaur's face 😮‍💨

Holding onto their horns while their thick tongue fucks my soaking wet pussy

Hearing their grunts turn into moos and bellows

Oh my god if they have the bull nose ring too? Grinding on them to rub my clit against the ball on the ring 🫠

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Getting ready for a relaxing bath 🥰

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Need to find a nice boy who knows his place (balls deep in my ass while I tell him he's not good enough to breed my perfectly wet pussy)

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Taking your cock in my ass while riding 🤭

Spreading my pussy lips to show off my pretty drippy hole while grinding down to take that dick as deep as possible in my ass 🥰

Asking "do you think you deserve to breed this pussy?" before starting to bounce again 😘

Reminding you to know your place while I finger my breeding hole and refuse to let your worthless cum anywhere other than my ass 🥵

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When did everyone start thinking that "rough" and "hard" just means "fast"? If say I want you to fuck my ass hard I do not mean do little bunny thrusts at 180bpm 🙄

[miyoriia]

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May or may not have hooked up with a guy just because he looks like my model friend

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Going to a Halloween party, and the website says, "Because no one wants to die alone..." And maybe I'm reading into it because I'm hurtling towards ovulation, but I can't decide which size plug to wear.

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Whenever I have my nails done, I'm hesitant to touch myself.

I need an obedient boy to do it for me.

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All I've been thinking about for the last week is how much I need to have my legs pushed against my own chest as I get fucked deep and slow

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Obligatory vacation pic 😋

Guess how many toys are technically in the picture 🫣

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I'm like if a woman who shaved her entire body still had bush

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Things I always bring on vacation, even if it's just a long weekend:

Current crochet project 🤓

Sex toys 🥰

[monstersplease]

What's a girl gotta do to get eaten out to the point of overstimulation round here?

[ionomycin]

night shift

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Those rose vibes are too powerful tbh I can't tell if i actually came or if i was just sent straight into overstim