[webbedaunt]

#𝐖𝐄𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐃𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓 ────── independent   &   selective   may   parker   from   the   marvel   cinematic   universe’s   interpretation   of   SPIDER - MAN.   this   blog   will   be   mcu   &   headcanon   based.    created december 2021, remade december 2022. low   activity,   18+ ,   mutuals   only.    adored   by   cait    —   she/her,   '95. 

[webbedaunt]

i'll be around to write this weekend, just reminding y'all that ily <3

[marveledits]

What did I apply for? That’s what I’m here to hash out. Okay. Hash it out, okay.

Captain America: Civil War dir. Anthony Russo

[classsymemes]

a comprehensive list of scenarios

feel free to combine multiple prompts or add  “ + reverse ”  to switch roles !   for reference, the one sending in the prompt is the one committing the action.

1.  GUEST :  for one muse to offer the other a place to stay. 2.  STORM :  for both muses to find shelter from a severe storm. 3.  MEDIC :  for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep injured. 4.  SURPRISE :  for one muse to come home and find the other already inside. 5.  TRIP :  for both muses to road trip or travel together. 6.  BABYSIT :  for one muse to help the other home while they’re drunk. 7.  INSOMNIA :  for one muse to find the other still awake at 3am. 8.  AMBUSH :  for both characters to come under attack by the same enemy. 9.  DANCE :  for one muse to ask the other to dance at a party. 10.  STRANDED :  for one muse to help the other who’s stranded on the road. 11.  SERVICE :  for one muse to cover the cost of something for the other. 12.  SAFEGUARD :  for one muse to save the other from being hit by a vehicle or from some other life-threatening event. 13.  DAZE :  for one muse to wake somewhere and find the other hovering over them. 14.  STOWAWAY :  for one muse to find the other hiding on the same ship. 15.  TAXI :  for both muses to share the same taxi ride. 16.  MAKEOVER :  for one muse to help the other with a new outfit or hairstyle. 17.  LIFEGUARD :  for one muse to rescue the other from drowning. 18.  DISASTER :  for both muses to work together to escape a fire, flood, or other disaster. 19.  TRANSIT :  for one muse to sit next to the other on a public transport. 20.  SPRAIN :  for one muse to carry the other after spraining their ankle. 21.  EMPLOY :  for one muse to be hired as the other’s bodyguard, tutor, assistant, etc. 22.  QUEST :  for one muse to help the other with a task in exchange for compensation. 23.  SOOTHE :  for one muse to calm the other during a panic attack. 24.  RECOVER :  for one muse to return the other’s lost belonging. 25.  UMBRELLA :  for one muse to share their umbrella with the other on a rainy day. 26.  HEAL :  for one muse to nurse the other back to health from a sickness or injury. 27.  NIGHTMARE :  for one muse to comfort the other after a nightmare. 28.  REUNION :  for one muse to run into the other again after a long time. 29.  PRIZE :  for one muse to win the other a prize at a carnival. 30.  NUDE :  for one muse to walk in on the other while they’re changing. 31.  BED :  for both muses to wake in the same bed, naked or fully clothed. 32.  TRAIL :  for one muse to notice the other has been following them. 33.  EVADE :  for one muse to pull the other into an alleyway to escape their pursuer. 34.  THIEF :  for one muse to confront the other after having something stolen by them. 35.  CAUGHT :  for one muse to walk in on the other singing / dancing. 36.  FESTIVE :  for both muses to decorate for a special occasion. 37.  PRESENT :  for one muse to give the other a  (birthday)  gift. 38.  WEARY :  for one muse to wake up after falling asleep on the other. 39.  CAPTIVE :  for one muse to hold the other against their will. 40.  SNAP :  for one muse to yell at or push the other out of frustration. 41.  SLEEPOVER :  for one muse to stay the night at the other’s place. 42.  TRESPASS :  for one muse to trespass on the other’s property. 43.  BREAK-IN :  for one muse to discover the other robbing their place. 44.  MERCY :  for both muses to come across an injured animal. 45.  UNKNOWN :  for both muses to wake and find themselves in a strange place. 46.  ACCOMPLICE :  for one muse to assist the other at the scene of a crime. 47.  ASTRAY :  for both muses to take a detour and lose their way. 48.  RELAX :  for both muses to share a hot tub or hot spring. 49.  MUSE :  for one muse to model for the other’s art project. 50.  ACCOMPANY :  for one muse to give the other an extra ticket to an event. 51.  SALVAGE :  for one muse to retrieve the other’s belongings from a thief. 52.  MEAL :  for both muses to prepare and share a meal together. 53.  CEMETERY :  for one muse to find the other at a gravestone. 54.  REFUGE :  for one muse to shelter the other from enemies. 55.  ARRANGED :  for both muses to date or marry out of convenience. 56.  FAVOR :  for one muse to owe the other a favor. 57.  VACATION :  for both muses to book the same hotel on vacation. 58.  DEFEND :  for one muse to save the other from one or multiple assailants. 59.  CATCH :  for one muse to return the other’s pet that escaped. 60.  RESTRICTED :  for both muses to sneak into someplace they’re not supposed to be.

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[webbedaunt]

@spiderz0mbie asked: ❛ i'm sorry about ruining everything, i– ❜ cass glitched out in may's living room, breaking more than a couple lamps in her wake.

ㅤshe's crouched with a dustpan & a broom, sweeping up the remnants of a broken lightbulb. nothing was ruined, but man ──── ! that glitching thing didn't look very pleasant. " don't be ridiculous; you didn't ruin anything! really, this just gives me an excuse to go shopping. " having gathered what she could see into the dustpan, she stands & brushes her hands off on the outside of her legs. it takes no time at all to dump the broken glass into the trashcan. EASY! " i'm more worried about you than any lamp. that looks . . . painful? "

[webbedaunt]

@wallcrawld asked: ❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

ㅤ" hmm? oh! " his voice pulls her from a reverie still clouding her peripherals. she'd gotten a little lost, that's all. the mind had quite the way of spiraling, didn't it? she wasn't sure what had started it ── maybe nothing at all. with fingers clamped around the ring she now wore on a chain, she could remember ben's smile flickering through her memory. maybe she'd thought a bit too long about what - ifs [ . . . ] it wasn't something she often let herself do. sight focuses on peter, and an apologetic smile creeps onto her lips & pulls her brows together. " i'm sorry; must ' ve really zoned out for a second there. " words taper off into a chuckle. tone is light - hearted when she speaks again. " glad i've got you to bring me back. m ' fine. promise. "

[webbedaunt]

@wallcrawld asked: ❛ i'm sorry about ruining everything, i– ❜

ㅤ" absolutely not. " may is quick to stop the unnecessary apology before it truly begins. his world was caving in & being broadcast across the nation. she remembered the displaced fear she used to feel seeing spider - man on the news before she knew who was behind the mask. it wasn't fear that she felt now seeing her nephew's smiling face with wretched claims scrawling beneath, assumptions being made about the boy she knew to be a bit too altruistic for his own good. it wasn't fear, but whatever it was . . . it was defensive & bottomless. and though she stood at the epicenter of this storm, it simply wasn't hers to weather. if she could shoulder every burden he took upon his own, she would. in this instance, if reassurance was all she could offer, she would offer it in stride. " you don't have to apologize for something that isn't your fault. you didn't ruin anything, okay? we can fix this. i know that you're not the person they're saying you are. the people that truly care about you, peter, know the truth. i ── i know that doesn't seem like much, but we always figure it out, right? "

[webbedaunt]

@mu1tiverse asked: do you want some company ? // from michelle!

ㅤconsidering the size of the community it served, F.E.A.S.T. had been rather quiet today. may had been in the kitchen for most of the afternoon, despite everyone's best interest, preparing some food for the evening to come. cookies were the current battle. so long as she set a timer, maybe she wouldn't lose this one. a quick little mental checklist ( greased pans, kitchen timer, preheated oven . . . ) was interrupted by a familiar voice. a smile quickly spreads across her previously concentrated expression. " are you kidding? of course i do! " if her hands hadn't been holding a lopsided ball of cookie dough, she would have pulled her into a too - tight hug. " what are you doin' here? "

[starwarsrebels]

Aunt May and Peter Parker SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

dialogue  prompts  taken  from the script of  everything  everywhere  all  at  once  (2022),  directed  by  daniel  kwan  and  daniel  scheinert.  feel  free  to  edit  and  change  as  you  seem  fit.

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ stop changing the subject. ❜

❛ every day i fight, i fight for all of us. ❜

❛ what are you doing? what is wrong? ❜

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

❛ you may be in grave danger. there is no time to explain.❜

❛ we can make our own way. please, come with me. ❜

❛ don't even talk to me about this because i won't remember.❜

❛ i am not your husband. at least not the one you know. i am another version of him from another life path, another universe. ❜

❛ i’m here because we need your help.❜

❛ sorry, very busy today. no time to help you– ❜

❛ all those years of searching have brought me here. to this universe. to you. ❜

❛ i’m here to tell you every rejection, every disappointment has led you here. to this moment. ❜

❛ i'm not ready to fight yet. ❜

❛ maybe we don't have a choice. ❜

❛ now, you can either come with me and live up to your ultimate potential, or lie here and live with the consequences. ❜

❛ i... want to lie here. ❜

❛ how often do people literally die laughing? ❜

❛ my husband won't even kill a spider. how are you the same person? ❜

❛ we are talking about infinity. if you can imagine it, somewhere out there, it exists. ❜

❛ how did i die? ❜

❛ i've seen you die a thousand ways. in a thousand worlds. in every single one, you were murdered. ❜

❛ what!? who wants me dead? ❜

❛ you’ve been feeling it too, haven’t you? something is off. your clothes never wear as well the next day, your hair never falls in quite the same way, even your coffee tastes... wrong. ❜

❛ maybe we would have been better off if we had never gotten married. ❜

❛ i never said that. ❜

❛ you didn’t have to. it’s the way you look at me. ❜

❛ can’t you see it? how wonderful it would be if you came with me? ❜

❛ i saw my life without you. i wish you could have seen it. it was beautiful. ❜

❛ shhh, you're not thinking straight. ❜

❛ what is worse than death? ❜

❛ i saw your face on a billboard and — this is silly — i wondered if you remembered me... ❜

❛ is it that i can’t be here, or that i’m not allowed to be here? ❜

❛ there is no good, there is no evil. there is only “goovil”. ❜

❛ if you can imagine it, you have fucked it. ❜

❛ do not be so closed minded that you blind yourself from the truth! ❜

❛ don’t make me fight you. i am really really good. ❜

❛ you're capable of anything because you're so bad at everything. ❜

❛ you can't remember anything because your bodies were under the control of other universes. ❜

❛ you were like puppets. and you could do things you normally can't do. you were like, what's that movie... raccaccoonie? ❜

❛ how can you defeat her in every universe, if you can't even kill her in one? ❜

❛ the sacrifices necessary to win this war... i know all too well. ❜

❛ i cannot lose another loved one to the darkness. ❜

❛ i know you have feelings. feelings that make you so sad. that make you just want to give up. that is not your fault. ❜

❛ i'll see you again soon, somewhere out there in all that noise. ❜

❛ just think happy thoughts. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ i'm the one you've been looking for. ❜

❛ i’m the one who will defeat you. ❜

❛ you’re finally free, like me. ❜

❛ you don't have to choose anymore. between loving me or hating me. you can do both at the same time. ❜

❛ before, you were asking about "our daughter". it's crazy, but it really got me thinking. what if you had come with me all of those years ago? ❜

❛ all of this time, i wasn't looking for someone who could defeat me. i was looking for someone who could see what i see, feel what i feel... ❜

❛ oh, good, you're here too. ❜

❛ i'm sorry about ruining everything, i– ❜

❛ we're all stupid. small stupid little humans. it's like our whole deal. ❜

❛ everything is going to be okay. ❜

❛ you think i’m weak don’t you? ❜

❛ when we first fell in love all of those years ago, your father would say i was too sweet for my own good. maybe he was right. ❜

❛ please! can we just stop fighting! ❜

❛ you tell me that it's a cruel world and we're all just running around in circles. i know that. i've been on this earth just as many days as you. ❜

❛ the only thing i do know is we have to be kind. be kind. especially, when we don't know what's going on. ❜

❛ i know you go through life with your fists held tight. you see yourself as a fighter. well, i see myself as one too. this is how i fight. ❜

❛ in another life, i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you. ❜

❛ you know what i say? cold, hysterical, unlovable bitches like us make the world go round. ❜

❛ you aren’t unlovable. there is always something to love. ❜

❛ even in a stupid, stupid universe where we have hot dogs for fingers, we’d all be very good with our feet! ❜

❛ in a universe where we both agree that no one could love you, if we look hard enough, something will prove us wrong. ❜

❛ we are all useless alone. so its good you're not alone. ❜

❛ maybe you win in this universe. but in another, i beat you. or we tie. or we eat crepes. ❜

❛ i don't want to hurt anymore. and for some reason when i'm with you, it hurts both of us. ❜

❛ out of all of the places i could be, why would i want to be here with you? ❜

❛ i still want to be here with you. i will always want to be here with you. ❜

❛ i will cherish these few specks of time. ❜

[gwenbiote]

❛ ... [.....] BUT ITS NOT A TING ----- its a ... a .. shit * snap snap * ... y`know ! [...] a sense ! a spider - sense. cause we're spiders. and we can sense the danger coming ---------------- we are not calling it a TINGLE. ❜

[webbedaunt]

ㅤ" uh - huh, you have a tingle when there are bad guys. i think we're saying the same thing. it sounds fun! "

[labwebs]

“…I have asked her so many times not to call it that.”

[webbedaunt]

ㅤ" . . . and i, respectfully, won't. IT'S CUTE! "

[gwenbiote]

❛ may , oh my god [......] but we already ---- there's a name for it already. did pete tell you it was a tingle ? pete told you it was a tingle. ❜

[webbedaunt]

ㅤ" well . . . no. he kind of gets that same look on his face when i say it that you did. but i'm standing by this one; TINGLE MAKES SENSE. "

[gwenbiote]

❛ oh my [...] its not -------------- no one calls it a tingle. ❜

[webbedaunt]

ㅤ" okay, well I DO. i really don't think there's a better use for that word than this. "

[webbedaunt]

𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑲 𝑨𝑹𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 𝒀𝑶𝑼. ᵗʰᶤˢ ᶤˢ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵉ ᵈᵒˑ 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞.

[webbedaunt]

ㅤ" all i'm sayin' is that it would be helpful if everyone had a tingle, that's it. might solve a lot of problems. "

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵ㅤ 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹.