It's Hard To Tell The Difference

Indie Multimuse Multiverse Fandomless OC. All muses with a supernatural backstory of some kind. Mun and muses 18+

[rpmemesorwhatever]

Thanksgiving Starters

“We’ve made an entire damn holiday about eating. What could be more American?”

“Turkey sucks. Why do you think we only make it once a year?”

“No human on earth needs this much food.”

“This entire holiday is a sham you realize that right?”

“No one wants to hear a damn lecture.”

“I’d be pretty pissed if in death I got stuffing shoved up my ass.”

“Wanna pull the wishbone?”

“I’m gonna be like a bear. Eat like crazy then go into a coma for a few months.”

“Oh for fuck sakes why is there *already* Christmas music?!”

“Traditions aren’t fun but they are mandatory.”

“Can we please just order chinese food?”

[monstersxorxmen]

Open to F/M/NB

“This was a mistake,” Lawrence said softly as he finished getting dressed with a sigh and looking at the person who still lay naked in his bed “This isn’t a line we should have crossed.” For multiple reasons even if the other didn’t know all of them.

[monstersxorxmen]

Open to M/F/NB

 “No don’ wanna wake up,” Evan snuggled into the crook of the others neck like the cat he was as they tried to get out of bed, pressing a small kiss to their shoulder. “You forced me to go to that party and now I’m all hung over. And I get clingy when I’m hung over. So I demand snuggles.”

[lonelyheartedheathens]

Ángel chuckled softly. “I mean, I’d be pretty disappointed if you didn’t,” he agreed. Oh it was always adorable when Isaac started rambling like that. One of the many reasons Ángel had grown infatuated with him.

[monstersxorxmen]

"I uh... Hate to disappoint," Isaac said with a shy smile. "Just uh... Theoretically if I used the number to... Ask if you were free Friday night?" He didn't know why he was so nervous to ask, Angel had made his interest in him clear.

[monstersxorxmen]

Open to Dominant M/F/NB

Isaac stared at the other, trying and failing to not give a nervous little smile and laugh. They were a regular at the coffee shop and they had been flirting for weeks now whenever Isaac was the one getting their order, and it seemed today they had decided to make their move “This is your number,” he said raising the slip of paper the other had given him “Not the $3.50 you owe for the coffee.”

[lonelyheartedheathens]

Ángel grinned softly as the other realized exactly what he’d given him. “You’re right. That’s my bad,” he said, feigning it an accident as he pulled a ten out of his wallet and placed it on the counter instead. “Hope you’ll keep it with the change though,” he said, giving Isaac a playful wink. 

[monstersxorxmen]

He flushed slightly "And I uh... I'm guessing you'd like me to use it?" He asked. "The number not the tip. Though technically I will be using the tip. Thanks... For that." How had he caught this models attention again?

[monstersxorxmen]

Open to Dominant M/F/NB

Isaac stared at the other, trying and failing to not give a nervous little smile and laugh. They were a regular at the coffee shop and they had been flirting for weeks now whenever Isaac was the one getting their order, and it seemed today they had decided to make their move “This is your number,” he said raising the slip of paper the other had given him “Not the $3.50 you owe for the coffee.”

[trans-ignis]

'Things I have said that my boyfriend has made me write down'

[rpmemes-unmonitored]

"Oh, I have something fun to show you- wait I already took my bra off, never mind."

"After the cheesy eruption incident in the microwave, it's not safe for civilian use anymore."

"Uh, I have a joke for that, but it only works in code."

"Fucking REFLEXES MAN!"

"You don't do the little Jedi hand motion thing when going through automatic doors? But.. Then where do you source your power?"

"Never use that meme in my presence ever again, or I swear this engagement is off."

"You are such a shitty shit... God I love you. Never change."

"You don't have the qualifications for that dad joke, I object."

"Hence forth that shall just be referred to as 'the incident'."

"You are 89% hot hot leg, and I have absolutely no objections."

"There's no dwarven warrior option. Cannot relate."

"[name], this is your daily reminder that pegging isn't considered vanilla."

"Well why do you think I bought a paddle brush?"

"I have learned my lesson about calling food orgasmic. But at the same time, that strawberry mousse did get me laid, so who's winning here?"

[fyeahgrantgust]

[nctinmotion]

Source: This

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

sexual tension sentence starters (part two)

as requested by anon. A (cruder) continuation of this meme: ( x ). More angry sexual tension starters here ( x ). Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

Angry

“Is that so?”

“Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”

“Go fuck yourself. And let me watch.”

“You look angry. How about you take all that energy and put it to good use?”

“Look at you, all smug. It’s not like I jerk off to you at night. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

“I can’t tell whether I want to make you bleed or moan.”

“I hate that you’re mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”

“Try and stop me.”

“You’re either leaving here with a black eye or a hickey. Your choice.”

“Fuck you! Or me.”

Flirty

“I’m really flexible…”

“Your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. must be really happy…”

“Wow, you’re really easy on the eyes.”

“You know, I don’t have a gag reflex.”

“Is there any way I could repay you?”

“You have really pretty lips.”

“Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue?”

“You look great in this lighting. But you’d look even better in my bed.”

“Was my pickup line too cheesy? I couldn’t help myself.”

“You look tense..do you want a massage?” / “Wow, I totally need a massage right now.”

Awkward

“..why are you staring at me?”

“You have a–a really big–uh, brain.”

“So…how do I look?”

“You, uhm–kinda touched my–yeah..”

“*blurts out* Did you know that pandas only mate once a year?”

“I wasn’t watching porn!” / “I wasn’t jerking off!”

“Hey…c-can I…maybe..kiss you?”

“Holding hands/cuddling is nice, but…I was hoping we could do something else.”

“Oh, sorry! Were you changing?”

“*knocks head into (muse name)’s* Ah! S-sorry, I was trying to kiss you.”

[monstersxorxmen]

@lonelyheartedheathens

"And it's so terrifying how you paralyze me."

[monstersxorxmen]

@lonelyheartedheathens

"I can't wait for the nights with you. I imagine the things we'll do..."

[monstersxorxmen]

@lonelyheartedheathens

"Hey you with the pretty face; Welcome to the human race."

[secretprisonhusband]

[monstersxorxmen]

@lonelyheartedheathens

"And I meant everything I said that night."

[monstersxorxmen]

@lonelyheartedheathens

"I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong."

[monstersxorxmen]

@lonelyheartedheathens

"I wish someone could help me find...Find a place where I belong"