i'm gonna shit

group meowing starts in 10 minutes!

[charl0ttan]

fucked up at the bar ordering off a picture book i brought in with me

[charl0ttan]

you can just post whatever on this website its great

[charl0ttan]

can i please have the cool milk

[galladegamer]

"He doesn't eat the toaster."

[posts-with-10000-notes-in-spirit]

current note count: 705

[duckdotcom]

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out

[duckdotcom]

*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*

[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[ultra-kek]

[alisonzai]

[joy-yet-again-deactivated202410]

you can't even stitch various body parts together to create a man anymore. due to woke

[depsidase]

[hunkydorybaby]

rice and beans and cheese and avocados and tortillas and cinnamon and vanilla and cocoa and coffee and bananas and corn and

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[lesbianbloodritual]

urgently seeking more images of this nature

[fluffycity]

went hunting in the notes here's some highlights

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[rollercoasterwords]

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

[radiation]

this is probably my favorite piece of fanart of all time. they genuinely look so joyful and it fills my heart with happiness. source MikeJEddyNSGamer89 on deviantart

[informationisunethical]

Life Grips

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[tardigradetheking]

Good for her

[bunnypuppyboy]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

[lonestatus]

girl it's a single sentence

[charlottan]

need you to be not so toughies on me.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i want to thank you both for turning my biggest wording fumble where i clumsily said mining dwarfer instead of dwarven miner into a post i chuckle at whenever it comes across my dash

[lonestatus]

hold on i'm busy i'll have to check what you said in a minute

[charlottan]

finally read this. would not have reblogged!

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]