The Great and Spacious Building

My existence is problematic

[aetheriopolis1-deactivated20160]

Abraxas amulets worn by Gnostics. 

[sandmandaddy69]

[datamogging]

Captain, Commander Riker is currently trapped within the resin. By current calculations, you may be able to save him from asphyxiation if you use the Powerbueg instead, sir.

[datamogging]

Keep going, Captain! I'm almost free! Just a few more tokes!

Commander, I understand the urgency, but I would implore you to not kill my vibe. "Live resin" like this is a delicacy, and I would like to be in as good of a headspace as possible while getting blitzed.

[th3t0w3r-deactivated20240220]

sorry bro I can't hang out today, I've got to move these refrigerators. I've got to move these color tvs

[apisashla]

*foreman scratching his head and frowning at blueprints* So we all know the tao that can be named is not the eternal tao. So we kept lookin' until we found a tao that couldn't be named, but wouldn't you know it, that wasn't the eternal tao either. Right now we're on our third nameless tao and the county board's breathing down our necks to finalize the permit, so we got a truck headed in from Houston, but see, we can't find out where it is or when it'll get here without naming the damn thing. Last I heard it was at a rest stop down near Mobile. Anyway Barry achieved absolute stillness of the soul yesterday which is helping our budget projections but we're still lookin' at about $7k right down the hole,

[alivehouse]

need to fall down this rabbit hole immediately.

[alivehouse]

Visit Original Link

PLEASE listen to these fucking sounds (credit)

[bimboid]

Blue’s Clues was all predictive programming… of course I can notice the patterns, I was trained by the greatest detectives in the world. the Thinking Chair is my throne; always will be.

[decobray]

are you unemployed? has it been a while since youve thought about killing yourself? dont worry, indeed dot com can change one of those things

[mollejames]

[infanteriesauvage]

"If you don’t succeed in articulating your suffering in a well-defined structure, you’re fucked. Suffering will eat you alive from the inside out until you have had time to write down whatever it is.

Structure is the only way to avoid suicide. And suicide solves nothing. Imagine if Baudelaire had succeeded in his suicide attempt when he was twenty-four.

Believe in structure. Believe in the old metrical forms, as well. Versification is a powerful tool for liberating the inner life..."

Michel Houellebecq

[ashbelero]

if only i could use my art skills for good

[whumpster-fire]

Funniest part of this is that this is that the entire sequence of events this implies would still be a completely plausible Wile E Coyote Gag.

Wile E is chasing Roadrunner as usual when they encounter the wall of holes

Roadrunner zooms through the crowd and into a perfectly Roadrunner-shaped tunnel

Wile E tries to follow and immediately crashes into the wall

Looks around and sees a perfectly Coyote-shaped tunnel nearby, and climbs into it

Cut to a nightmarishly distorted, twisted Wile E emerging from the opposite cliff face. He takes several steps, bouncing and wobbling like a slinky, holds up a sign with letters that are also distorted into unreadable gibberish on it, and collapses into a tangle of furry spaghetti

Pan to Roadrunner casually standing nearby next to a still-perfectly-roadrunner-shaped tunnel exit, which is the only normal-shaped tunnel exit on the entire cliff face

Roadrunner sticks tongue out, beep-beeps, and vanishes in a trail of dust

Cut to Wile E Coyote, now unscathed but very annoyed, assembling an ACME Tunnel Boring Machine

[pattern-recognition]

my child raised on a healthy diet of tf2 gmod videos and touhou sfm/mmd shitposts could beat up your cocomelon child

[larval-tear]

me (decorated in bloody runes): man why did we ever stop worshipping golden idols this shit rules

severed bull’s head i carry with me for advice: if you mix sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter together you will become a powerful sorcerer

[nostalgicvybe]

A PLA horseman riding towards a nuclear explosion whilst aiming a Kalashnikov during a nuclear weapons test, 1964

[beardedmrbean]

There's a lesson here

[snackcathedral]

HAND SANITIZER UNBORROS YOUR OURO'S

[mareemagdalene-deactivated20230]

[flork-of-cows-official]

melatonin

[rherlotshadow]

'From 1348 to 1350 the Black Death killed roughly a third of England's population, and chronicles recorded that, after months of heavy rain, the fields of rotting crops were taken over by enormous, vivid fungi in red, purple and black. What a sight that must have been at a terrifying time.'

From 'The Secret Life of Fungi' by Aliya Whiteley