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@monvchopsis
I MADE A NEW BLOG BECAUSE IM STUPIDLY INDECISIVE AND U SHOULD ALL FOLLOW ITÂ
I MADE A NEW BLOG BECAUSE IM STUPIDLY INDECISIVE AND U SHOULD ALL FOLLOW ITÂ
âOh god. Sorry you were serious?â Victor tried to hide his laughing âOh man thatâs funnyâÂ
adelaide furrowed her eyebrows at him, scowling in his direction. âof course i was serious. why is everything a joke to you?â
onehellofashoow:
   laura fiddled with her sleeves absently, watching aster and waiting patiently. the question took her by surprise and she blinked twice, tipping her head. âuh. nothing.â she said finally, furrowing her brows. it wasnât like she really had anything - or anyone - to go home to anyway, and even if she did there was no way sheâd be going back to her tiny hellhole of a hometown. âi was just gonna hole up at my place and marathon gilmore girls again. why?â
aster took a deep breath, her nerves consuming everything else as she tried to beat around the bush about her question. it was so silly to ask laura for this favor, and she was probably going to be better off going home miserable and alone while her family hounded her-- but it just wasnât ideal. âi mean, i was just curious.â --fuck, aster, stop fucking choking on this. the girl mentally cursed herself while taking a piece of her long dark hair to twirl around her finger and play with absently. âbecause like, we should go to san diego. if youâre up for it. like, you can spend the holidays with me and meet my family and all that jazz. the whole nine yards and itâll be super fun and because i told my mom i had a significant other so you to be that person for a couple of weeks and because itâs not that cold and we could totally hit up the beach and all my favorite places and all the glorious wonders of southern california.â for some reason unbeknownst to herself, aster thought the concept of just saying one really long, drawn out and quick run-on sentence where she merely mentions her proposition of having laura pretend to be her girlfriend for the holidays was a good idea, but thereâs a good chance it wasnât.
twentysomethingbeliever:
opehliaâs face lit up when ashton explained why his sister was feeding her dog carrots. she didnât mind even before the explanation, but now that she knew the reindeer hat sheâd bought for her dog had convinced a little girl that she was a real reindeer had her giddy. âoh, thatâs great. dinah loves carrots anyway, all vegetables really.â at the end of her leash, dinah sat happily munching on carrots and giving the girl sloppy kisses. âis she okay getting licked like that? dinah has a habit of being a little slobbery.â
âOH, THANK GOD!â ashton sighed out of relief by how fucking cool the girl was about this whole situation, he had honestly expected the worst but who could be mad at him for trying to keep a child happy for the holidays? he glanced at the dog and his sister and smiled, he hated babysitting but the way she emitted nothing but pure joy made it worthwhile- and gave him lots of stories to tell. like this one, basically. âoh, yeah, sheâs definitely fine with that. once it gets to the point where she tries to give him slobbery kisses back is when we gotta worry.â the best part is that ashton is only half-kidding.
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WINONA GENUINELY had no idea what she was doing back here, her heart was racing and her hands were trembling like crazy and the rain was pouring down so heavily she couldnât bring herself to leave their porch any time soon. she finally brought her hand up to the door and knocked, after a solid five minutes of bringing her hand up and then dropping it back down. winnie did not deserve to be at their doorstep and she knew that, everything that went wrong had been her fault because she psyched herself out but here she was, anyways and her heart was moving at the speed of light when the door swung open. the girl looked up at them, nothing but pure desperation pooling in her eyes. ââiâm sorry i just.. i didnât know where else to go.â
âOKAY, HEREâS THE THING,â ashton began, looking at the other while scratching the back of his head. this was probably the weirdest situation heâd ever gotten himself into. âmy little sister saw your dog out on our lawn and thought it was a reindeer, and who am i to tell a little girl that itâs not a real reindeer? i canât r u i n christmas, you know?â he looked back at his little sister and his neighborâs dog, now with a face full of carrots. â-and she had to feed the reindeer. she thinks santaâs watching and that this is some kind of test from him to see if sheâs really a good kid. iâm sorry.â
+ @monvchopsisÂ
âOh, God, my ex is here. Pass me the wine asap!â
âyikes! do you want my glass, or the bottle? actually, fuck it- youâre gonna need the bottle.â
iâm queuing my other old starters but like this if youâd like a starter of any sort at any time !! (they'll probably end up being from this post)
some prompts you can take if you want
I suggested we play spin the bottle so i could kiss you, but now everyone else is kissing you except me :/
I meant to grab the popcorn, not your crotch, sorry
I had a bad dream about you so now iâm calling to make sure youâre ok
thereâs a real creep at the club trying to hit me up right now and you look pretty fit so pls pretend to be my date so he can leave
we were supposed to make fettuccini but youâre a child that likes to start food fights apparently
okay i get it. youâre sorry. now stop serenading me and trying to climb up to my bedroom at 1am. youâre gonna hurt yourself.
I see you got stood up and I feel bad for you so letâs have a drink
I accidently fell asleep on your shoulder on the train and now you probably think iâm weird
I put my love letter in your locker by mistake. It was meant for your friend, not you. Can I have it back now?
I donât know you, but you smell amazing and now I canât stop smelling you, but now youâre looking at me like Iâm some kind of freak.
Youâve never seen Titanic before, so now Iâm gonna make you watch it.
I always hear you singing on your balcony (below mine) every morning, but suddenly youâve stopped?
Youâve got some chocolate on the side of your lip, but Iâm not sure if I wanna tell you because you look so cute.
I have an audition for a love/romantic scene and youâre the only one around who can help me.
I made a joke about one of your biggest insecurities and now I feel like an asshole. Can I make it up to you?
I was cleaning up and I found an old birthday card I gave to you years ago. Why did you keep it?
I was trying to be cool, but I sprained my leg and now youâre carrying me on your back to the infirmary to aid me.
I gave you the most heartfelt love letter, but you gave it back to me with spelling and punctuation corrections?!
Iâve never kissed anyone before and now youâve caught me in the bathroom pretending to kiss the mirror.
more prompts I came up with over the weekend
Iâm short and I really need that box of macaroni on the top shelf and youâre the only tall person in the aisle.
I have no idea who you are but we keep running into each other today at the theme park and now im wondering if its fate?
You said you made âbrowniesâ for my birthday and now weâre high as a fucking kite??
I know Iâm the one who suggested we watch a scary movie, but now I canât sleep. Can I sleep in your room?
I came as a Jedi for a Halloween party and now thereâs a person dressed as Darth Vader trying to hit me up.
I was listening to the radio and I heard you make a request for me, but I have no clue who you are?
I suggested we go to the beach but everyone is checking you out in your swimsuit and now iâm jealous, but i canât say anything because weâre not even dating.
Thereâs a myth that couples that kiss when they reach the top of a ferris wheel will stay together foreverâŚ.but i obviously donât believe that stuffâŚ.obviously.
Um excuse me? This is a library. Can you and your noisey friends stop coming in everyday just to be a disturbance?
Iâm the lowest rank in our class and youâre the highest and now Iâm literally on my knees begging you to help tutor me!!
I meant to tie my shoe, but somehow my hair got caught on to the button of your trousers and now my face is in your crotch area.
I wanted to make you cookies, but they turned to shit but youâre still eating them anyway.
Itâs pouring rain outside the club and weâre both drunk, but thereâs only one taxi cab left for the night.
I meant to pretend to drown so you could save me, but now Iâm actually drowning!
I may or may not have lied and told you I was scared of bears just so you could sleep in the same tent as me.
I told you Iâve never slow danced before and now youâre showing me how in the middle of your kitchen late at night.
You forgot to pay the electricity bill and now our lights just went off. What now?
âwe should just, go to the airport and wait around. and eventually, theyâre bound to leave one of those dumb planes unattended, right?â
DESPITE THE BELOW FREEZING WEATHER and the fact that he could practically feel all of his sinuses blocking, the blonde boy was having the time of his life out in the cold. a loud laugh erupted from his lips as him and a couple friends were throwing snowballs back and forth at one another- it was easily more fun than studying for upcoming tests. luke packed a rather large snowball to throw at one of his friends and as soon as heâd released it, he honestly became 100% aware as to why he didnât play a sport in high school as the icy snowball went right past his friend and to a stranger walking by. âoh FUCK.â the male winced as he watched the snowball hit them, wanting to walk quickly away from this âcrime sceneâ, instead walking towards the stranger with a full apology ready.
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aster was nervous to say the least, that was probably an understatement actually. she mentally beating herself up every second that she stood there before them. of course they were just friends but she was in dire need of a scapegoat to brave the trivializing task of going home for the holidays and facing family questions-- and what better way to do that than to front like she was in a relationship? running her fingers through her dark hair she put on an apprehensive smile and looked up at the person before her. âwhat are you doing for the holidays?â the question seemed out of the blue but she could hopefully play it off because of the upcoming holiday break, even though no matter how long she stayed beating around the bush, she was going to have to ask them sooner or later.
hi iâm back i love you iâm doing things iâm gonna just shit out open starters and stuff bc i hate this colonial shit show of a holiday
i just want a plot where itâs two rich kids who live in neighboring estates and their families always throw parties together and they have vacation homes in the same spots and their elite parents are too busy to notice when they sneak off to fuck in that second guest bathroom that no one uses or get high in the back library and makeout
the angst prompts that no one ever wanted
I sold my soul to bring you back to life after your untimely death and I only have a month left with you so  Iâm trying to make it count.
Youâre a ghost whoâs trying to get to the afterlife so Iâm helping you out but I fell in love and now I donât want you to go but itâs too late.
You keep having strange dreams that turn out to be us in a past life and youâre determined to find me again but in this life Iâm already dead.
Iâm a firefighter and you live near the station I work at and we talk/flirt with each other a lot. One day me and my team get called to put out a fire and itâs your home ablaze. You donât make it out.
We live in a futuristic era where youâre a scientist and Iâm your assistant. An experiment goes horribly wrong resulting in my death. You try to put my brain in a robot and it works but itâs not the same. Â
Iâm your guardian angel whoâs been breaking the rules and keeping you alive longer than you should be and as punishment I have to watch you die.
Youâre a civilian and Iâm a knight. We fall in love and are the cutesy couple ever. An enemy kingdom attacks our kingdom and in the heat of a battle youâre kidnapped (or killed) right in front of me while Iâm unable to do anything about it.
Iâm in a gang and youâre too precious for this world but you still hang out with me. One day my gang activity gets you hurt so I completely cut off all ties to keep you safe.
Iâm a vampire that has a moment of weakness when youâre nearby and it doesnât end well.
Youâre secretly a spy and to keep me safe when things go downhill you have to break up with me and you do it as harshly as possible so I donât try and follow you (optional: I do follow and your worst fear comes true).
You would always randomly pull me up to dance or just gently hold me while swaying but now Iâm standing here alone (up to you why they are alone).