MONOCULAR - HAVING ONE EYE

[monxcular]

MONXCULAR - a low activity, canon-focused portrayal of NIFFTY from the HELLIVERSE. navigated by nerdy [they/he]. 21+. mdni.

犯罪者は TRASH そして彼らは ASSHOLES

ABOUT || RULES || VERSES || HEADCANON || PROMO SHIPPING CALL || STARTER CALL || MEMES

a cyclops written by a cyclops.

hazbin blogroll: @monxcular [you are here], @deerdealed [alastor] main multimuse: @nerditudes

this blog will contain adult themes, language, and violence.

triggers will be tagged: [trigger] tw. common ones will be listed such as blood, viscera, or gore. if you require something tagged, please ask.

this blog may feature insects in description only and possibly in icons [from the show]. it is not recommended to follow this blog if this is a phobia-- as niffty's aesthetics and interests are heavily focused on insects and vermin.

MENTIONS OF ABUSE or the implication thereof will be referenced but never roleplayed.

VIOLENCE WILL APPEAR rather frequently. niffty's favorite thing to do is stab. i'm not incredibly confident with combat threads, so plotting would be required for something like that.

if you fuck around, you will find out. and then be blocked because i don't look after children without compensation.

i have no affiliation with the fandom or series. if you don't like this show you don't have to follow this blog.

PERSONAL BLOGS please don't reblog my threads or headcanons. answered asks are welcome to be reblogged, as is anything tagged: ;; rebloggable.

BLOCK AND MOVE ON if you don't care for my takes, writing, or stances on social issues out of character. trans rights. free pa|istine, fuck fascism. blm.

[monxcular]

Niffty, basically.

[monxcular]

Niffty, basically.

[multiiplied]

A moment of silence passed, and feline eyes squinted in suspicion. . She took that, far more easily than he was anticipating, sure she was grown, but part of him expected a fight to be put up— With suspicion still very much heavy on his mind, he stepped outside, holding the door open for the lady. .

The little voice in the back of his mind SCREAMED to stop, and yet, against better judgement, he reached into his pocket. . . Out came a pack of tightly fit cigarettes, and thus, a nicely wrapped blend of nicotine and tobacco was held out for the lady.

              ❝ I'll light it, just gimme a sec. ❞ Cue a turn, reaching into his other pocket to retrieve his lighter. . . A perfect setup for whatever insanity was about to befall him.

[monxcular]

She waited with manic excitement as he pulled out his pack of cigarettes. They smelled horrible-- she'd never really cared for smoking while alive, it was after all-- unladylike. But she'd always wanted to give it a go-- it seemed like a disgusting and dirty habit-- her only regret was that it couldn't make her ill like it would if she were still alive.

She eagerly snatched the offered cigarette, but while he was distracted going for his lighter, she brought the cylinder to her mouth and ate it in a single bite.

Then-- much like a child asking for a treat-- she extended her hand for another.

"I like cigarettes!"

[monxcular]

May the odds be ever in your favor. I can't promise what she'll do with any of these that are filled out.

[monxcular]

pov: niffty @ alastor

"HE'S MY BEST FRIEND BEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND TOO?"

"IT TICKLES IN MY TUMMY HE'S SO YUMMY YUMMY HEY YOU SHOULD GET A BEST FRIEND TOO!"

[deerdealed]

"Which one of you cretins gave Niffty an energy drink?"

[monxcular]

"WANNA GUESS HOW MANY BUGS I CAN FIT IN MY MOUTH?!?!"

[laisiedae]

Summer in hell

[multiiplied]

              ❝ No. ❞

His tone was STERN, not again, never letting that happen again. As far as Husk is concerned, Niff isn't allowed near sharp objects, firearms, or FIRE, at least not when HE'S around. ❝ Offer was for a cigarette, not my damn lighter. ❞

[monxcular]

It was an answer she'd expected-- Husk had born the brunt of more than a few Niffty Moments in their time together. She did care about him, though-- in her own twisted little way. Husk and Alastor were the closest thing she had to family in this cesspit.

"Okay! I want a cigarette!" She already had a plan to get a rile out of him.

[deerdealed]

THIS FACE

WAS MADE

FOR R̷̛̗̅̔͐̃͑̂̾́̋̆̈́̍͐̉͘͝ͅÁ̷͈̖͚̜̰͓̠̖͚́̈́̒̀͌͊̊͑̕̚̕͝ͅD̵̨̨̰͙͉̩̦̦͔̩̗̗̔̅̏̿̂̉̄͌̓͊͋̄̽̽̓͝Į̶͚̱͈̙̊͘Ǫ̸̬̻̹̝͕͇̺̀̐͌̄̔̈̀̄͂̓͜

alastor || canon compliant || aus available || 21+ || read rules before following

[multiiplied]

Foot keeps tapping against the floor, he can feel the cravings starting to hit—

              ❝ Stepping out for a light, got extras, if anyone's interested. ❞

[monxcular]

"Can I play with the lighter when you're done?" Niffty wasn't one who smoked-- it was a dirty dirty habit as far as she was concerned. But she did love the smell of it, and the men that smoked as well. However, she hadn't been allowed near lighters since the incident.

Surely Husk would've forgotten that by now.

[lobotcmy]

#LOBOTCMY selective & comic-based LOBO. 18+.

[arlencc]

[monxcular]

Niffty is a marvel.

In spite of her small stature, she's likely one of the more powerful sinners in the series. As an Overlord, Niffty has a power pool that she rarely taps into. Most of her major abilities are at least physical, with super strength [much like an ant, she can lift several times her weight], super speed [like a cockroach she can vanish in an instant], and intense precision [like a bee with a stinger].

While she may not have many thoughts in that little head of hers [outside of STAB STAB STAB STAB] she's a competent tactician, able to use the environment to her advantage and to adapt in a fight. The more lucid Niffty becomes, the more dangerous she is.

To her, most of Hell is a paradise that she gets to live in. Niffty has no plans to redeem herself or grow as a person. She's happy being in Hell at the Hotel with Charlie, Alastor, and all the others.

[monxcular]

plotting with @lobotcmy and realizing that hazbin's hell is basically just-- heaven for lobo. bro gets free room & board-- he already looks like he belongs there to begin with. honestly his heavy metal aesthetic and abilities would earn niffty's attention so fast. and this girl does not waste her time pining. she's gonna go for it.

meanwhile alastor hates his guts and can barely stand him and is also quite suspect he may actually be some kind of living soul. at the very least he's not human. which is tempting to taste.

[monxcular]

@lobotcmy

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[monxcular]

so i think i'm gonna work on a new niffty promo for the blog && maybe redo alastor's blog as a stand-alone thing. i might also change his url cuz for SOME reason he's shadowbanned.