[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[striders]

i provide a simple service

[ruinedchildhood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lagonegirl]

[starbuckers]

he had to sneeze

[s-un-rise]

omg

[ayesiwmae]

this kid I haven’t talked to in like a year and a half now just messaged me on facebook and said “here’s a useful bit of information you could find useful” and then he sent me a Scooby Doo family tree that is so detailed it has characters only seen in the comic book that I didn’t even know existed

[ayesiwmae]

it’s worth noting I didn’t censor his name; he is on facebook as “Nick” and nothing else

[minibetta]

‘It’s the most fun I’ve ever had playing baseball… it’s not even close.’

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[pi4nobl4ck]

[trapcard]

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

[omega3]

How yall been

[gemini]

Mind your own fucking business

[omega3]

Okay

[bangbitch]

[best-life-wisdom]

[railroadsoftware]

person: so what have you been up to me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush… person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets me: oh it’s nothing..

[buddhabrot]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

This woman lives inside my brain and controls me

[catsbeaversandducks]