Mayumi

My favorite Christmas movie is the Hogfather

[nokiabae]

“You want a lamborghini? Look hot in a bikini?”

-Ayn Rand

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[t70ssource]

THAT 70’S SHOW 7x23 "Take It or Leave It"

[depsidase]

[maxxie-or-smth]

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

[chinchillasinunison]

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

[loremanteaus]

This Eagle Takes a Puppy from a Backyard For a Special Reason!!!

[sunsetbuddie]

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[amazoogle]

you can call my dog the bark supplier if you want. just a suggestion

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[d-adpool]

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[lighthouseshepard-deactivated20]

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

[lighthouseshepard-deactivated20]

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

[lighthouseshepard-deactivated20]

[redstonedust]

i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

[summer-oil-inactive]

huge fan of ship dynamics where person a does not know how desired they are and person b is about to pop a blood vessel about it

[johnnycrass]

always thought it was strange that ppl go to amsterdam to do drugs specifically. do you know what i absolutely dont wanna hear while tripping? Dutch

[wikipediahmms]

Incredible things were happening in bronze age europe