[grimeclown]

As a clown I refuse to do sexy stuff in my real actual clown outfit because that is for the kids but I have a separate clown outfit for sexy stuff.

You’re a role model and a legend

[oscillatingdichotomy]

Separation of church & state

[guerrillatech]

[filmnoirsbian]

Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: I'm not that drunk

Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they've hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh

[filmnoirsbian]

Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts.....I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.

[sydmarch]

ok I just HAVE to include this picture from inside the bathroom door of this one bar I went to

only one of these knobs work and it's not the one that's a different color from the rest

[filmnoirsbian]

[funnytwittertweets]

[jp]

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[twixnmix]

Jimi Hendrix in Ringo Starr’s apartment at 34 Montagu Square, in Marylebone, London, 1966. 

Jimi rented the apartment for £30 a month. He lived with his girlfriend, Kathy Etchingham, and also with his manager, Chas Chandler, and his girlfriend, Lotta Null. It was a seminal time in Jimi’s career. He released his debut album Are You Experienced “ in May 1967, the next month he played at the Monterey Pop Festival. Later that year Ringo evicted him for throwing whitewash over the walls while on an acid trip.

[anxietyproblem]

[mushfae]

Frog Wicker Storage from Home Depot

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

Shrews Cackling at Their Own Misfortune

[freedominthedarkmp3]

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I'm Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I'm Greek.

[pastelpinkcheeks]

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I'm not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said "oh no I'm Brazilian hahah" and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, "I'm Brazilian too"

[ultrafacts]

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

[kvotheunkvothe]

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

[tuxedoandex-deactivated20200116]

but why

[faith-n-reason-deactivated20191]

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

[aussietory]

[ultrafacts]

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

[kryptonians]

That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it

[noterfsathogwarts]

[theonewhosawitall]

romans.

Julius Caesar to be precise 

[hot-tea-nanako]

Remember this when you’re conquering. Keep the books.

[zzazu]

THIS HURTS MY HEART SO MUCH EVERY TIME ITS BROUGHT UP

[stamp-it-to-me]

two 1961 Bulgarian stamps from a series on mushrooms

[polarcell]

I want genre movies with all the genre conventions but set in historical period pieces. I want paranormal horror in the mesopotamia. I want an ancient greek heist movie. I want a scifi invasion film set during the 1500s, I want fast and the furious type movie but set in 1800s napoleonic france.

[dharmagun]

[jumpingjacktrash]

the x-files theme just started playing in my head but like... with mandolins

[shutyourmoustache]

[weaver-z]

Why do right-wing memes make us look so cool. I support these gay anarchists and their dog backpack

[fluffygif]

Just storm in a Canada

[catspinach]

[kari69a-deactivated20220420]

[onsighthoe]