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The fun part about messages like those is that I can straight up block them with the adblocker that it’s trying to get me to turn off.
Reblog if you’re a kind and friendly mun who likes to write violent and disturbing stuff...
Let’s see how many of us there are!
bl-ckarchive:
“There’s moderation in everything, Sensei. Even things like love and romance. A full heart is lovely but when you’ve got all your fingers in every pie it becomes hard to do anything else.”
“Not that I’m saying you’ll play fast and loose either. But your students would feel better if you take things slowly. They already adore you so no need to kiss every cute face you see.”
“Uah, though I doubt they would mind. It would be a competition to see who gets to become Sensei’s princess first.”
“...I hope it doesn’t come to that. I feel like Wakamo would start shooting people again if it became a competition.” She sighed, shaking her head.
“That said, it’s not like I’m trying to quickly seduce everyone...Things just sort of end up heading in that direction.” She’s just a natural at this.
@bl-ckarchive
“Well, are you saying that’s wrong? I like to think I’m doing my best to help all my students, right?” She’s straight up gotten shot for them before, so you’ve gotta give her that much.
👀 + got any fighting skills Sensei?
"None whatsoever! Aside from a magic card that lets me summon my students, but otherwise no."
Send me a “👀 + a question” and my muse has to answer honestly!
"I mean I'm here but I'm technically a sensei too-" Daniel blinks. "Wait-"
"Yeah, I don't think we have a single male student."
“...Come to think of it, just about every school in Kivotos seems to be an all-girls school. Where to the boys go to study? Do we even have boys in Kivotos?”
“Why do they say “from my recommended games” like it’s such a bad thing? Sleeping Beauty is a classic story...”
You asked for it, and now Mana-Sensei is here.
What if, by some chance
I were to also add a Blue Archive Sensei here?
nekasu:
“I just happen to have a lot of experience with my pets and I know what they like. If you’re not careful, you might just end up joining them~” Neka teased as he continued scratching Inari’s ears and tail, making sure to move his hands around constantly to keep the sensations fresh.
“Hmph, what a cheeky boy~! If anything, you’ll become my pet instead!” She laughed, ruffling his hair as she giggled softly in amusement...Nevertheless, she was still sticking close to him and enjoying all of his petting, her tail becoming a blur as it continued wagging faster and faster.
nekasu:
“Tell me more, Miss Inari~” Neka told her, eager to hear her praises. Feeling a bit cheeky, he reached down with his free hand and began stroking her tail, scritching as far down as he could.
“Mmmm~...You’re very good at this indeed~. I’ll have to have you pet me like this a lot more~.” She happily relaxed against him, letting him enjoy touching her big, fluffy tail. It felt so soft to the touch, it was practically irresistible.
Prostate me yourself, coward
nekasu:
“Fun? That remains to be seen. I simply know how to behave properly is all~” Neka wasn’t sure how much foxes were similar to cats, but since his experience was limited to the latter and not the former, he simply scratched Inari’s ears at the base where they met her head.
“Mmmm~...That’s good~. Good boy~...” She began wagging even faster. She almost seemed more similar to a dog than a cat now.