MoonCrater🌒

They/them Icarus HATES to see me commin

[defuegodiablo]

oomf just putting a bunch of bullshit on my dashboard today

[mooncrater68]

#yup

[defuegodiablo]

see the issue is

itll all eventually be worth it, right?

[defuegodiablo]

oh yeha babyyy we gots

A ToeNail!

[defuegodiablo]

progress is slow going but. We have Fence and Van now

[defuegodiablo]

decided to have a little fun

did a Minor Art Pass of a single corner of the spawn area! :o)

[mooncrater68]

All my friends are so talented

[thesensitivepervert]

I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

[antlord325]

Thank you sensitive pervert. This will save Tenna’s odds of winning the sexyman poll

[thesensitivepervert]

Dont know who/what that is, this was purely a business decision to extract money from children

[mooncrater68]

Osama Bin Laden would have LOVED pomni Fortnite porn.

[mooncrater68]

I’m just going to start sending my friends stuff they reposted because it reminds me of them

[mooncrater68]

Niche Chinese baby vs. white people slam poetry

[defuegodiablo]

blessing of foretelling yet you may only tell lies. do you add the curse as a disclaimer out front of your silly little tent? answer in your soul only.

[mooncrater68]

No but I wouldn’t answer questions either. Like “how old will I be when you die”

“You will be pregnant”

“But I can’t have childre-“

“THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN”

[dogpuppy]

[mooncrater68]

They hate to see me coming

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

releasing estrogen slimegirls in2 th local wayer supply,.,, 4 personal reasons

[swagophile]

basically the only thing i want is for the domineeringly cold coolly collected girl in a position of power to give a long winded speech comparing me to a dog

[swagophile]

chairwoman/president: tch. all of you are all the same. pathetic and sniveling, you seek only the smallest of comforts to aid your pathetic mind, like a dog seeking a trea- what is wrong with you?

me: ccan you keepgoing please

scary lady: I think you are fundamentally incapable of being redeemed. Your soul possesses a weakness that can never be cured.

me: ilove you

[swagophile]

oh to be a hot alternative girl with a ponytail and a baseball cap and a facemask with visible eyeliner working behind the counter at a shitty gas station in some lame suburb wearing pants that are just a little too tight and make my ass look really big and a stupid work shirt and nametag and i'm on my phone scrolling social media for my whole shift but then some shy girl walks in to buy a single immature beverage like juice or some shit and shes wearing like a punch of whites abd pinks and shes got a bunny hairclip and she walks up to the counter and i'm scrolling my phone and shes like "h-hi.." and i look up and i'm like "what" and she blushes REALLY hard and goes "E-EEK- UM.. JJUST THIS PLEASE" and i'm like "okay" and i ring her up and she pays me and takes the drink and practically runs out of the store and i barely take note and keep scrolling my phone disinterestedly but the girl remembers the whole thing visibly and she peeks through the advertisements from outside the store to get a look at me right as i stretch and mh shirt rides up and reveals a tiny bit of my tummy and sge blushes REALLY hard and runs home feeling like a total freak but i didnt even notice or care because i'm nonchalant and doing my own thing. and then maybe she keeps finding excuses to come in and i start picking up on something but i dont know what except she realizes we go to the same college and she starts seeing me (no facemask and i keep my hair down) around campus but she doesnt know its me but i know its her and she approaches me and makes friends with me and slowly we start to realize how much we like each other through repeated interactions at school on my end and at my work on hers and maybe we can. um. anyways i think thatd be cool

[mooncrater68]

Me an my friends deltarune chapter 5 bingo sheets

[mooncrater68]

Let me make this joke funnier by turning down the pitch and slowing it down. That would make it funny right. Because it’s providing emphasis and not ruining the delivery in anyway right

[crueldianthus-deactivated202511]

was about to post 'boydick in girlpussy. you agree, reblog', and then remembered that cis people exist. anyway, post-op boydick in post-op girlpussy. you agree. reblog

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[mooncrater68]

Scrolling through tumblr without reading homestuck OR watching tadc is like reading the second book in a series without reading the first

[astonarts]

sheep things(?

[mooncrater68]

Yea me too man