Stoner Squid

Lumi | They/Them | 22 | 🇨🇦 | plz use tone tags if we’re not close! Multifandom + OC stuff 😎 + 420 enjoyer. proship DNI

[courtesycalling]

my interpretation of splatoon universe crucifixion of jesus

[tidall]

They really should've made a separate character model for expressions for him cause.. wtf is this😭

[imp-7]

ITS TRADITION 👏

[moonetching]

how do people find people to join their roleplay servers now? How am I supposed to share my brainrot about my apocalypse universe like it's 2014 and I just opened kik

[moonetching]

Thinking about writing a pokemon zombie au fic

[moonetching]

Precure is becoming popular on tiktok and it makes me so happy to see so many other people with a genuine appreciation for it!!

[moonetching]

Bots be damned

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[kleefkruid]

I was making coffee and I heard a "mpeep" behind me so I turn around an on my kitchen floor sits Kotelet, the tiny stray that visits me every day, and to her side sits a big fat house spider, you know the one that gets stuck in your bath.

So I go "Hey ehh, you brought a buddy?" and she looks down at the spider and swallows it in one go -legs and everything- and looks back at me with these cute big eyes

[kleefkruid]

Couldn't get the image out of my head

CRIME SCENE

[yokowan]

i need to stop listening to touhou music while i drive i put on pure furies then i blink and i'm doing 95 in a 55

[moonetching]

Silly little headcanon that Piers from Pokémon SWSH is good at actually physically fighting, because that man has definitely seen Arceus in a mosh pit.

[animentality]

[ganondoodle]

a rough concept for beast ganondorf for my totk rewritten project

couldnt resist throwing some color on it qwq

[dear-ao3]

[the-tapeworm-post]

dream smp boys react to you having a tapeworm

dream: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….

george: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sapnap: *goes yandere* i-i’m the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!

tommy: tch… thats so fucking unepic. we’re through [y/n]. you lose the internet. kek.

skeppy: you werent suppose to know about that. *slaps you around*

fundy: this is such a pain in the ass.

badboy: *halo*

ponk: umm……… okay

quackity: *slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach* mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]

[capytalism]

[redundantz]

Cost

[amandab821]

link's face before eating dubious food is so funny to me

he hasn't even tasted it yet he's just bracing himself for it

[luxlightly]

#cats smelling something they don't like