Quiet Hero of the Peaceful Island @capytalism - Tumblr Blog

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

catboybiologist

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

catboybiologist

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

kittycatwhore

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

catboybiologist

Fuck you're right post cancelled

catchymemes

wumbreon

May we all know decadence such as this

charlesoberonn

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.

beemovieerotica

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

kivovis

i have to share with you all my favorite totk video ever

radiation

Small mockup/proof of concept of an experimental video technique, one which I have dubbed "Jumpcalm". I am looking to further develop this idea for use in psychotherapy and mental health practices at scale.

izbnart

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

enukt

reblog so i can watch it over and over

dogpuppy

My girlfriend is not obsessed about aging and whatnot, she has a normal amount(?) of skincare habit and because of this and the fact that all women around me are either 40+ or still in their college years I've completely forgotten about our age group and apparently they are freaking out???? Not wanting to become 30, weird face yogas, shitty exercises but no actual working out, not making facial expressions WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE YOU LIVING LIKE THIS

#meanwhile the minimum amount of work that my 40+ queens is pilates and eating protein #and the young is... still young

celestial-fang

Instead of the new dogshit Odyssey film you should watch Iphigenia (1977). It’s made by actual Greek people and focuses on a mother-daughter relationship to explore how women are sacrificed by powerful men in times of war. Also the main actress has the face of an angel 🙏 the whole movie is available on YT with English subtitles.