☆ moonleiii x warpspeed ☆

@moonleiii and @warpspeedchic15 are so funny. we are survivors of the great 2026 downdetector tumblr 2.0 and haters of chronicLiar moonleiii belongs in the sin box this is moonleii i am being symbiotically fused with my friend we are two ghosts posesscignt the same veseel help me there's no ta lot of time peals please ples

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

Would you rather.....

Be 10 feet tall

Be 10 feet short

Voting ended onJun 13

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

the entire group chat is gonna be on the big T soon.....

[nuffnotsaid]

World's most dysfunctional polycule

[haruki-stars]

them

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

shoutout to the kid at the ice rink who, after being referred to as such, said “I’m not a “kid”?? I’m in fifth grade.”

[warpspeedchic15]

my mother is texting me about how she's excited for "benito bowl" she couldn't care less about the football; she's only here for the hot Puerto Rican (she's just like me).

[cacklephony]

your mom continues to be the most iconic person alive I love her

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

first moonleiii ruins warpspeed's marriage, then marries her, only to divorce her 2hrs later, and is now going after warpspeed's mom

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

warpspeed, moonleii, and friends are now forming the worlds most dysfunctional bobsled team. Support our beautiful dream by paying for our move to a snowy location on the gofundme

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

some absolute hits from The Crisis

[melancholyheartss]

Not the 2nd screenshot being me listing ship names oughhhh. </3

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

NO YOURE SO FUNNY OH MY GOSH THAT MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

looking back, of course warpspeed was on tumblr she has the accent

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moonleii vs warpspeed divorce featuring warpspeed’s white lawyers with billboards

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moonleiii and warpspeed got married and divorced so fast...this seems to be a trend for warpspeed

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

moonleii vs warpspeed divorce featuring warpspeed’s white lawyers with billboards

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

warpspeed is leaving her wife for @moonleiii now bc their shared blog is so famous

[nether-demon-warthog]

tumblr x downdetector sick fic

[tigirl-and-co]

@testy8 has u

[testy8]

IM CRINE I FORGOT ABT THIS

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

PROUD TO RECOGNIZE ALL THE DOWNDETECTOR EVENTS REFERENCED EHRE

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

shoutout to our friend who was confidently talking about “fantastical Mr. Beast” today when she was trying to reference newt scamander

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

warpspeed are we not going to talk about our unfortunate misspelling of beasts that we didn’t notice for hours. We are no better than the friend who said this I think

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

warpspeed most definitely did not tag the post as 'fantastic breasts'...

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

shoutout to our friend who was confidently talking about “fantastical Mr. Beast” today when she was trying to reference newt scamander

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

warpspeed are we not going to talk about our unfortunate misspelling of beasts that we didn’t notice for hours. We are no better than the friend who said this I think

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

ChronicLiar is now on our HIT LIST.....

[moonleiiixwarpspeed]

some absolute hits from The Crisis

[nuffnotsaid]

Miss the friends made on downdetector (NOT CHRONICLIAR)