Moonlight

just me, the stars and some snz. ✧.* 18+, MINORS DNI ✧.* [do not not reblog to nonkink blogs]

[moonlight-sniffles]

it's me!

hello, don't mind me, just writing a little introduction to my little shameful secret.

about me: 18+, part time cold whore, full time lesbian

my tags: #moonlight writes - for fics!

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im not always horny. but im always like 30 seconds of fantasizing away from being absurdely horny.

[a-fever-pitch]

well, actually......

[witchysniffles]

i cannot believe this is a real sentence i'm typing but which one of you is fucking responsible for the cheese-shifter-turned-snzfucker romance???

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putting the details (and the graphic m/f smut/smut-adjacent excerpts) below the cut bc what--and i cannot stress this enough--the FUCK

The book in question is called Why Cheese? by Ellen Mint. It's a why-choose shifter romance where the four (4) male love interests are wheels of cheese by day and sexy, muscled, naked men by night. Also like I said the FMC has a full on-sneezing fit after having a good orgasm. I pulled the relevant parts here, but if for some reason this is your thing, I found it at the library and it's also on kindle unlimited. 🧀

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Im so sorry but all I’m imagining in my head is this:

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

Oh, slowly disheveling attempts at sneezing politely, my beloved.

“ht’shh!“

“Bless you.”

“Thank you. Excuse me.”

“HM’PCHNX!”

“Bless you!”

“Snf! Thangk you. Mby apologies.”

“HAT’SHHHH! HIT’SHH! TSHHH!”

“Oh, gosh, bless you! Are you feeling okay?”

“I’b s-sorry - HAT’SHOOO!”

“No, no, don’t apologize! Here, why don’t we go inside? You don’t look so good, poor thing…”

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miserable cold fit, someone pls euthanise me asap.

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im too high to care right now but im definitely getting a cold. I suspect this will annoy me greatly later.

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I WAS DOOMSCROLLING AS PER, AND GOT ABSOLUTELY JUMPSCARED:

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OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT GETS WORSE

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TWO DAYS IN A ROW? I DIDNT EVEN INTERACT WITH THE FIRST

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I WAS DOOMSCROLLING AS PER, AND GOT ABSOLUTELY JUMPSCARED:

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OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT GETS WORSE

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I WAS DOOMSCROLLING AS PER, AND GOT ABSOLUTELY JUMPSCARED:

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made the mistake of sleeping with my window open…

the fucking pollen has gripped me by its powerdy dick

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went back home for a few days and I’m getting absolutely ass-fucked by the tree pollen

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I love my flatmates but living with 6 men is not for the weak. 3 confirmed cases of man flu so far... save me

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took inspiration from another and blocked the heated rivalry tags.

freedom 😫

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Werewolf character being irritable and more short with their vampire lover. Their partner just thinks it's because the full moon is coming up but it's also because their werewolf is coming down with something

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for the fantasy nerds: werewolf who gets a fever after every full moon due to the stress that transformation puts their body through…

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the statement “are you done?” after someone has a sneezing fit.

on one hand you’ve got the concerned partner, gently asking if they’re finished before helping then clean up

OR

contrary, you have the annoyed, disgusted person just glaring them down, PRAYING they won’t catch whatever the have.