You-Must-Get-Intoxicated

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[fetus2genius]

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IG: Uniquesora

[anotherlikeyou]

SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE DOMINO THAN THE ACTUAL DOMINO, H O W

[st-swithin]

you missed the best one with her irl gf

[blacktwitterfunny]

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[somewhereinthedetails217]

WHAT?!?

[dnddungeonmastersdiary]

Say it louder for the people in the back

[heartbreakhur]

[b-l-u-rr-e-d]

“Woman does not emerge from a man’s rib’s, not ever, it’s he who emerges from her womb.”

—

Nizar Qabbani

one of the greatest lies of patriarchy is claiming framing the father as the lifegiver

(via lilacmeadow)

[memesandlaughs]

[amateur]

#TeamChocolateChip

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[aalyssaa017]

💀💀💀💀

[yourfavsb]

If that’s the case you die to oatmeal raisin

[victorious]

[sourceof-happiness]

He don’t even like raisins 😂

[victorious]

[ruinedchildhood]

Tumblr detectives. What kinda cookies are these. 🤔

[shes-too-addictive]

FUCKIN OAT MEAL FUCKIN RAININ ASS COOKIES 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😷

[victorious]

[tfry1440]

This was a journey 😂😂😂

[untitled10917]

I love this whole thread

[tonynoneya]

but notice he ate the non raisin cookie. REDEMPTION!

[ruinedchildhood]

[uservik]

Remember, remember the Fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. But what of the man? I know his name was Guy Fawkes and I know in 1605 he attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament. But who was he really? We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten, but 400 years later, an idea can still change the world. I’ve witnessed first hand the power of ideas, I’ve seen people kill in the name of them, and die defending them.

[arsturbuther-deactivated2017011]

No

[shadyrican]

i’m weak.

[surprisebitch]

im screaming!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Curious Case of May Parker

[dr-archeville]

It’s happening in the cartoons, too:

Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)

Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)

Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)

Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself

Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young

[kitty]

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

plants insects and animals speak to you you just don’t know how to listen

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

humans are arrogant and expect everything around them to learn THEIR language. the truth is that the earth and its creatures speak in energy. they have communicated this way long before we were here and they will continue to long after we’re gone. the energy in these messages is palpable when you open yourself up to it. the most important things can be said without any words

[gaywomen]

Kristen Stewart on the Latest Charlie’s Angel’s Trailer

[everythingfox]

A pregnant guinea pig

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Parents will make food a punishment, a reward, an incentive, and a threat but then be like, How come my kid has an unhealthy relationship with food and their body?

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