[moonlittestimony]

hmm... getting my boyfriend a gift.... i want... to get him a gift...

[moonlittestimony]

I got to sing cooler than me. >:)

[moonlittestimony]

GUYS SINGING DANCING QUEEN, CUMMING AGAIN.

[moonlittestimony]

OH MY GOD THIS GUYS VOICE.

[moonlittestimony]

I GOT TO SING PINK PONY CLUB.

[moonlittestimony]

Karaoke but no ones singing AGHH.

[moonlittestimony]

our sister when she goes in our room ( we told her not to) and finds our sex toys (that we told her shed see if she went in there)

[moonlittestimony]

I got adopted by a friend tonight... uhm...

[deadandwalking]

waving rn at you... :>

-@moonlittestimony

HAIII!!!!!

[moonlittestimony]

Hallo, how is you?? :)

[deadandwalking]

i’m ok!!! i’m getting my ass beat by a spotify playlist 😔 what about you?

[moonlittestimony]

Gasp, why is a spotify playlist beating you ass?? I'm okay! Tired, getting ready because we're moving tomorrow. :)

[deadandwalking]

just a few songs made me sad </3 but i am OK!!!! i stay silly

[moonlittestimony]

Ack oh no!!! well I am giving you so many cupcakes to make it better...

Presenting these on a silver platter for you. :)

[deadandwalking]

waving rn at you... :>

-@moonlittestimony

HAIII!!!!!

[moonlittestimony]

Hallo, how is you?? :)

[deadandwalking]

i’m ok!!! i’m getting my ass beat by a spotify playlist 😔 what about you?

[moonlittestimony]

Gasp, why is a spotify playlist beating you ass?? I'm okay! Tired, getting ready because we're moving tomorrow. :)

[deadandwalking]

waving rn at you... :>

-@moonlittestimony

HAIII!!!!!

[moonlittestimony]

Hallo, how is you?? :)

[frodoomsday]

seeing old ass mfs on tumblr is so joyous and funny. am i gonna be like 70 and still reblogging images like "BEHOLD THE WHIMSY ORB" with spongebob in a sphere spinning around and glittering like is that the life I signed up for because if that's the case that's gonna be fucking awesome see you guys then

[featherless-cupid-deactivated20]

I was never to believe in gods or angels... Until I met you.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

and another one to hurt me specifically

are you from the US

yes

no

Voting ended onSep 14, 2025

non-US folks please i know they'll win but we can't let them win THAT much

[putthekettleonlove]

im sending you telepathic messages btw are you not getting them are you ignoring me hello pick up

[moonlittestimony]

me to our partners, reply to me mental messages rah

[putthekettleonlove]

im sending you telepathic messages btw are you not getting them are you ignoring me hello pick up