she who moves the moon

stupid cringefail gay people media enjoyer

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loveee armand just walkin around all cute and demure this episode on a little therapy sidequest to seek out his seven evil exes, are we gonna see louis next??

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hm not sure about where they’re going with claudia yet like i love delainey but it is a weird choice to have the actress playing her be exactly the same unless they do a reveal somewhere later that it’s just louis imagination extrapolating

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wow okay so i could not have guessed that. stop. stop the fucking “what now daddy lou” with the slip into claudia voice noooooooooo. holy shit. its giving louis “still a pimp” paying a girl to “sit and talk” with him oh my gof. 

recession indicator??? 500 thousand to cosplay someones dead daughter?? yk i respect the hustle girl but by god this is gonna set louis back another 100 years in his nonexistent therapy someone call lestat dear absolute god holy shit i never wouldve ever fucking guessed that was the direction from that one offhand regina mention in like ep 2 holy shit holy shit

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holy fucking shit sorry armand but he didnt get a single fucking word in that was daniel just flaying him alive for like 5 full minutes i love armand. sure lestat is pathetic and louis is pathetic but armand is on a whole other level. the loumand argument from s2e5 will never be beaten, like “my daddy vampire groomed me into a little BITCH” plays in my mind everyday but that was super fun. like daniel didn’t have to throw in the fact that armands a bottom twink too he just wanted to

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oh my god oh my god nevermind this might be worse than the san francisco loumand argument i would kill myself oh my god. experiencing a diss track for the first time live and everyone kinda hates u and its by ur ex. and ur ex is lestat de fucking lying cunt. no. no oh my god can you imagine unified loustat in a room together if they combined their bitch ass armand hater powers i think armand woulf just disintegrate on the spot

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hm not sure about where they’re going with claudia yet like i love delainey but it is a weird choice to have the actress playing her be exactly the same unless they do a reveal somewhere later that it’s just louis imagination extrapolating

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holy fucking shit sorry armand but he didnt get a single fucking word in that was daniel just flaying him alive for like 5 full minutes i love armand. sure lestat is pathetic and louis is pathetic but armand is on a whole other level. the loumand argument from s2e5 will never be beaten, like “my daddy vampire groomed me into a little BITCH” is a vocal stim atp but that was super fun. like daniel didn’t have to throw in the fact that armands a bottom twink too he just wanted to

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this aged so well

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forgot remus/tonks was the canonical harry potter pairing there. do u know how fucking wild that is to me. that's like if percy jackson got with annabeth's step mom. that's a fucking crack ship of the likes of harry x basilisk

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"you know what i want -> did i say something wrong?" kills me.

it's something about s1-3 aziraphale seemingly not 'wanting' crowley because he wants more to 'fix' heaven; only for s3 to reveal crowley as part of his motivation !! that's why he cares so much!! so they have a chance together in the future in a better world!! so now, at the end of the world, he can admit all he wants is crowley.

meanwhile, crowley who seemingly only really wants/cares for aziraphale s1-3 saying that he wants the universe to be fixed more instead of saying he wants aziraphale. like that actually fucking kills me.

the idea that crowley is the 'real angel' has thematic relevance throughout the show, for it to culminate here by exposing their true desires in this way SICKENS me. it is so so so incredibly telling of who they are as people and reinforces their characterization perfectly. crowley is the one to have the selfless wish while aziraphale has the more selfish one. the one seen as morally corrupt chooses the greater good while the one seen as morally pure chooses THEM over the rest of the world I CANNOT. it's the HYPOCRISY and the CONTRAST for me. crowley is the only one who consistently sees the truth of everything as a whole, allowing him to question the fundamental limits of their existence in a way aziraphale never really does.

re: AZIRAPHALE ONLY WANTS CROWLEY AND HE WANTS HIM TO SAY IT BACK BUT HE DOESNT BC CROWLEY CANNOT BE FULFILLED AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS, AND AZIRA UNDERSTANDS THIS, AND JOINS HIM IN HIS SACRIFICE BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM REGARDLESS CANON UGH

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AND ALSO THE WAY CROWLEY IMMEDIATELY LOOKS TO AZIRAPHALE WHEN GIVEN A FINAL GOODBYE HAS ME ILL. IMMEDIATE. HOW IT TAKES AZIRAPHALE A LITTLE BIT LONGER BECAUSE "YOU GO TOO FAST FOR ME CROWLEY" BUT NO MATTER WHO DOES IT FIRST/WHO DOES IT FASTER THE END RESULT IS THE SAME AND THEY ARE ON THE SAME PAGE. it genuinely has me fucked up a little. like maybe if they were allowed more time they would've turned at the same time because aziraphale would be more comfortable with it/have had a chance to catch up. fuckkckk it's ill

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"you know what i want -> did i say something wrong?" kills me.

it's something about s1-3 aziraphale seemingly not 'wanting' crowley because he wants more to 'fix' heaven; only for s3 to reveal crowley as part of his motivation !! that's why he cares so much!! so they have a chance together in the future in a better world!! so now, at the end of the world, he can admit all he wants is crowley.

meanwhile, crowley who seemingly only really wants/cares for aziraphale s1-3 saying that he wants the universe to be fixed more instead of saying he wants aziraphale. like that actually fucking kills me.

the idea that crowley is the 'real angel' has thematic relevance throughout the show, for it to culminate here by exposing their true desires in this way SICKENS me. it is so so so incredibly telling of who they are as people and reinforces their characterization perfectly. crowley is the one to have the selfless wish while aziraphale has the more selfish one. the one seen as morally corrupt chooses the greater good while the one seen as morally pure chooses THEM over the rest of the world I CANNOT. it's the HYPOCRISY and the CONTRAST for me. crowley is the only one who consistently sees the truth of everything as a whole, allowing him to question the fundamental limits of their existence in a way aziraphale never really does.

re: AZIRAPHALE ONLY WANTS CROWLEY AND HE WANTS HIM TO SAY IT BACK BUT HE DOESNT BC CROWLEY CANNOT BE FULFILLED AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS, AND AZIRA UNDERSTANDS THIS, AND JOINS HIM IN HIS SACRIFICE BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM REGARDLESS CANON UGH

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aziracrow not making mouth to mouth contact in s3 being a dealbreaker for some people is mind boggling. rewatch the many, many romantic gay scenes & dialogue of that very explicitly romantic movie and just fucking TRY and tell me good omens s3 is LESS queer than s1 or s2. here's why I hate everyone complaining:

the end goal of romance is not always physical acts like kissing, so that should not be the normalized expected outcome either !

for this previous point to be argued over feels at the very least ignorant of the aspec community/different experiences and forms of attraction, and no, that does not make them any less gay!!

looking at good omens as a whole, romance was never really depicted this way at all; only pulsifer/anathema have explicit scenes shown on screen:

tracy/shadwell - resolved through eating a meal together & talk of moving in

jim/beelzebub - resolved through literal HAND-HOLDING, touching fingers is the height of romantic tension for this show

nina/maggie - resolved through promise of waiting in the future

idk why some ya'll out there acting like u were expecting a bodice-ripping smut novel. (and i really don't think any of this reflects a supposed unwillingness to depict queer relationships because those last two were the driving forces of s2. like the entire fucking plot hinged around them getting together)

all this to say, if you only cared about aziracrow so much that s3 ruins the entire show for you (ahem while willfully ignoring the amazing emotional focus/development of their relationship in the movie) maybe go watch a trashy fucking BL instead of well-written shows where the point isn't just to watch men kiss. do you know how fucking pissed i was to find out they deadass fucking get married and grow old together, people were really out here talking about this like it was an ambiguous gay ending you cannot be actually be serious

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tvl is so funny because u get lestat & his mom making cum incest jokes at each other followed by a really poignant loustat scene showcasing their terrible cycle of healing and hate in the same episode

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i think the scene(s) i'm most excited for is daniel & louis finding out that lestat's fucking his mom. they're going to RIP him to fucking SHREDS i CANNOT wait to see how they react to that. publicly shame lestat. it'll be the verbal equivalent of a tarring & feathering

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more raw thoughts-

strong, i enjoyed ep 2. felt tamer than how explosive ep 1 was.

one thing about lestat's narration i appreciate is that he's so straightforward about acknowledging that he controls the narrative in a way louis never really was. him straight up saying "yes idk how the talk between daniel & louis went but I'M telling the story so it's going to be set in a bar with a view because *I* said so" is great. and is also great for me personally because i love when he says shit like "yeah i'm fucking my mother i know it's weird i'm sorry" and literally thanking the audience for their patience. like to the show writers genuinely thank you for affirming HOW UNCOMFORTABLE I AM it makes it bearable and i think that was a great move

i'm not sure if the show itself is going for a "they're vampires it's different it doesn't count" route, or if that's just what lestat is telling himself because i'm telling you right now the strange incest energy did NOT start after gabriella's turning. lestat narrating about his mother's beauty or whatever put over a domestic family scene where he's a fucking CHILD? i had to pause every other minute and take a breather. i'm assuming we will... explore this all more because clearly some strange relationship was happening even in lestat's childhood/before turning that is AT BEST unhealthily codependent and AT WORST incestual.

i understand lestat's behaviors as a trauma response to needing his mom for comfort to deal with his abusive household---that makes sense, in a fucked up way, but it makes sense. now what's fucking weird is HIS MOM SHOULDN'T BE RECIPROCATING. perhaps even initiating. "it's different as vampires" OKAY BUT WHAT WAS THAT BEFORE YOU BOTH GOT TURNED. yeah i was FEELING that weirded-out maid standing awkwardly in the corner of the room. idk it does feel like rationalization & a trauma response from lestat's side but i cannot get behind gabriella being down to fuck her son. was he groomed? was he abused? i'm not sure if that's the setup here but god it WOULD be weird if the messaging here was yeah lestat fucks his mom and that's completely CONSENSUAL. i don't think that's possible between a ADULT and their CHILD, when gabriella's weird fucking erotically-charged monologue about fucking whichever man she comes across (including boys apparently) exists THAT SHE SAID TO HER SON, again, BEFORE THEY BOTH GOT TURNED. like. this should not be played as a little funny normal lestat thing. i just idk i'll have to wait and see

i'm sick of discussing incest now how about the LDPDL??? from the trailer scene w/ the band, the lawyer scene being everything i could've dreamed of, and the toledo show with louis in attendence. i'm being fed thank you amc. lestat is such a jealous petty fucking bitch and it's hilarious because he can be (relatively) normal about everyone he sleeps with INCLUDING HIS MOTHER and then it comes to louis and he's the most jealous mf ever. "did you two fuck", making sure louis knows he's also fucking his lawyer, being defensive about who his songs are about, arguing in fucking court like the stupid divorcees they are i love them. like anyone can bring up louis and he immediately gets cagey. how he shut down gabriella so fast when she started commenting on louis & claudia. god what a bitch. lestat knowing the exact count of days he lived before he met louis?? cute.

stand-out scene is the toledo show where lestat froze time(?) to fly up to louis... yes peak content. beautiful lighting with the warm gold coloring it feels so soft and private and romantic like the moment's preserved in amber, and lestat's singing to louis DIRECTLY like something out of a y/n one direction fic, just to pull out the book he pettily annotated to pettily throw it at louis pettily. no one's doing divorce like this fucking guy

and some of louis' lines like how loustat was beginning to heal before the book got published?arghhh and also how HE bought 45% of lestat's merch lmfaoooo sugar daddy du lac. that's great i love him. the scene with the diner & claudia? heartbreaking. and we got more louis & daniel one of my most favorite dynamics!! adore louis the pathological liar being like "you made me seem like a liar and i didn't like that". yeah man

heartheartheart excited for more

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OH SHIT THAT GUY'S NOAH REID. lestat's kinda horny bandmate is patrick from schitts creek

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hey guys i'm trying to focus on the episode but i keep getting mogged by this guy's absolutely LETHAL face card simmer down patrick

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OH SHIT THAT GUY'S NOAH REID. lestat's kinda horny bandmate is patrick from schitts creek

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just logged back on to pinterest after a couple months why is it 85% ads and ai

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when i say "idk how to feel" about the tvl premiere it by no means is a bad thing or a critique, it's simply me withholding my opinion and waiting for it to develop, because how am i supposed to determine my feelings on an entire season from the premiere. which is also why it doesn't make sense for people to scorn tvl just from fucking ep ONE. just watch the fucking show