Minnie Moon

[awwww-cute]

[oblomovite-deactivated20160709]

me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions

me two minutes later:

[tcbcollecte-deactivated20160409]

[peperomint-deactivated20160104]

im a level 56 emo. I cast 3 shadows and one of them isnt even mine. its an astral projection of pete wentzs shadow from 2008

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………

[houseofhanover]

I wish getting a job in real life worked like it does on the Sims.

Just pick up a newspaper, join the Politics career and eventually become President through building up your charisma skill by talking to yourself in a mirror.

[octavve-deactivated20131104]

[dulect]

getting dressed up for a special event

[wholegirl-deactivated20150326]

*plays blink 182 while kickfliping a skateboard* i hate my parents……..and this town 

[spacegirl24]

[champagnepuppies]

this is true i wasn’t funny until i started wanting to die

[fudnaodigjs-deactivated20140305]

[majesticdeadroses]

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[greggaraki]

susan sarandon calling woody allen a pedophile not only in public but at a panel at the film festival that his movie opened in front of dozens of journalists and other actors is what dreams are made of

[tastefullyoffensive]

[paracite]

me: I can’t be sad if I’m asleep my dreams: sike!!

[ocn-deactivated20141103]