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Not sure how universal this experience is, but Tolkien’s concept of sea-longing resonated with me because I grew up in a coastal town and every time I have to live for an extended period of time away from the coast, I get this almost claustrophobic feeling that only goes away when I return to the seashore
There was a famous Norwegian author who described the ocean as “the last healthy thing in a sick world” and I feel that
if you wanna be my lover you gotta be able to rip a log in half with your bare hands
My bongwater has developed it's own ecosystem
Legally I cannot change the water now it's federally protected habitat
same thing happened 2 me i just transferred the water to an empty gatorade bottle and i just drop some cracker crumbs in there every once and a while and the bacteria love it. i have heard it refer to me by name before
someone: am i the only one who—
me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth
stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day
Forms a closer psychic + spiritual bond with the car
mind crafte
my favorite thing is when people are like “this is my favorite character and they suck”. not even “they are flawed but I still like them” just “I like them because they’re pathetic”
hanging up on these was so fun … CLAT!!!!!!
relationships with ur parents are so weird, arent they? like... i hate you for what you did, i love you because you bring me soup when im sick. i want to get away from you. i feel safe with you. i want to run away from you. i want your hugs. i wish you understood me. i wish i understood you.
Last year, the sky above me in California turned red from raging wildfires as ashes choked the air.
This year, it was the sky in Greece, and the year before was the sky in Australia. As climate change worsens, I wonder which skies will turn red next?
hey unless it’s something like really heinously awful or someone is a bigot, sending me callout posts for users i’ve reblogged like, a joke post from, isn’t gonna do anything. i truly do not care that tumblr user idk voltronscockandballs is like a dream smp fan or has a problematic kin or got into an argument with their friend on discord or something i really really do not. no one’s life is enhanced by knowing this and thus systematically deleting every post by every person with an inane tumblr callout about things no one over the age of 21 cares about
this is a great website. the amount of things to look at… staggering …
Watch and Learn!
Learning how to thread your eyebrows.
Learning how to tint your eyebrows. 
Learning how to do at home lash extensions. 
Learning how to do your own gel nails.
Learning how to do your own acrylics.
Learning how to wax your body hair.
Learning how to do a full sew in with closure.
Learning how to install your own braids.
Learning how to install a closure wig.
Learning how to exfoliate your own skin.
Learning how to improve your posture.
Learning how to microneedle your skin.
Learning how to edit your Instagram photos. 
Learning how to build a capsule closet.
Learning how to dress snazzily.
Learning how to walk in high heels.
Learning how to choose a perfume. 
Learning how to choose lingerie. 
Learning to improve and work on your femininity.
Learn about interracial dating. 
Learning how to improve the way you speak. 
Learning another language.
Learning about real estate. 
Learning about investing.
Learning how to get a job as a flight attendant.
Learning how to improve your cursive writing.
Learning how to improve your handwriting.
Learning a new makeup style.
Learning a natural makeup look.
Learning to use a claw clip for hairstyles. 
Learning how to curl your hair.
Learning to do a sleek low bun. 
Learning how to straighten your hair.
Learning how to do a Dominican blowout.
Learning how to apply false eyelashes.
Learning how to apply self tanner.
Learning basic sewing.
Learning how to begin Iyengar Yoga.
Learning how to treadmill productively.
Learning to have toned ballet legs.
Learning how to work towards a toned body.
Learning how to make your bum bigger. 
Learning how to understand ballet.
Learning how to understand operatic film.
Learning how to follow a simple ballet.
Learning daily etiquette.
Learning dining etiquette.
Learning how to walk elegantly.
Learning how to emulate Miss Universe. 
Learning about plastic surgery.
Learning how to bartend.
Learning how to open a bottle of champagne.
Learning how to make a cucumber sandwich.
Learning how to make a fresh mimosa.
Learning how to serve tea.
Learning how to tight line your eyes.
Learning how to microblade (NOT AT HOME).
Learning how to choose a designer handbag. 
Learning how to choose designer jewelry.
Learning how to rush a sorority.
Learning about equestrianism.
Learning the basics of skiing. 
Learning how to sail a sailboat.
Learning how to golf.
Learning how to play tennis.
XOXO,
Renata.

The difference between “twitter is just like 2016 tumblr” and “tiktok is just like 2012 tumblr” is that the twitter ecosystem consists of people who migrated there from tumblr and did not change even a bit since then, while tiktok recreated the entire experience from whole cloth. speciation vs convergent evolution
*watches over the site with a motherly gaze*