:)

mackerel

[spi-ltmilk]

[bol4s]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BroNFgugude/

[butch-babe-deactivated20201121]

i love being gay but i wish i could stop buying jackets

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bithighs]

“when you insult men, that includes your fathers!”

me:

[not-the-face]

[photo-of-your-mommy-with-a-mummy]

Breaking Bad (2008-2013)

[herotox5]

[audhdgoku]

Despite All My Chub I Am Still Just A Rat In A Tub

[curseworm]

touchscreen keyboards are like fine and all but when my fingers go click click click on a real keyboard .…. .pushin all th buttons .. … …well thats nice

[willgrahamscock]

do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date

[baanana-pancakes]

senior graduation

[jodiefoster]

can’t relate 

[thexfiles]

To what

[jodiefoster]

i just can’t relate 

[eggzaki]

the calming purple of azlyrics

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[floppydopp]

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

[twennywan]

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

[bird-cannibalism]

[kinglieste-moved-deactivated201]

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

[harryrubbish]

this girl was sent by the lord above to save humankind

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

its been estimated that 600 million or so has been poured into marketing minions so if we estimate the tuition at 40,000 dollars then about 150 students

[thankyoucorndog-deactivated2015]

that’s depressing

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

i don’t know what’s more depressing,that 600 million dollars has been spent on advertizing minions or that 600 million dollars will only pay the tuition of 150 US college students

[benedictatorship]

…… oh my god

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

by these numbers 600m would pay 15,000 students tuitions, not 150, that would be $4,000,000 a student

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Who did this math ? 😂

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you