ALEX

[postmodernjpg]

[film-bones]

when someone assumes ur straight:

[anxietyproblem]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

[werewolfsona-deactivated2019111]

older siblings deserve financial compensation

[meiselr]

someone: oh you're bi! but if you had to choose would you choose boy or girl?

me: um don't be ignorant that's not how bisexuality works tf

me, internally, without hesitation: girls

[valtsv]

discussing history w men is just like

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[bysaestyl]

my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what

[lesbianshepard]

one of the reasons i like greek mythology because the greeks went “yes these are our gods. they’re very powerful and can not die and are incapable of any sort of critical thinking.” 

[userseraph-deactivated20190925]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

u will never have gf u are just a portly boy in a sailor suit carrying a huge lollipop

[joshmuratori]

[sapiophobic]

*the jigsaw puppet rides by you on his tricycle and rings a little bell. he is going to school*

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[pollyjean]

before you write: THINK!

is it Tender?

is it Homoerotic?

is it Implicitly homosexual?

is it Noticeably repressed?

is it Kind of gay?

[henstomper]

sicko mode……… Take me home