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just your average blog I guess

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate]

ive never hit reblog so fast

[project-savvy-deactivated201903]

Neither have I

[officialsuriel]

Nor have i

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

One time I forgot what sweats were called and I called them sweater leggings

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

Who wants to carpool to Area 51

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

Me: nah I’m definitely a pessimist

*sips glass half full of lemonade made out of the lemons Life gave me*

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

Y’know when you’re going somewhere that you go a lot but you’re coming from a different way and in like two seconds you can go from ‘where in the heckin world are we’ to ‘o H yes I know this place I know where we are yes this place is good’? Yeah. This is like my favorite thing ever

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

Is it sad that all ive had to eat today is a bowl of lucky charms cereal, a cup of tea, and an in-n-out milkshake?

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

I fell asleep in front of a mirror once and scared myself half to death when I woke up and saw someone staring right at me

[the-geico-lizard]

10000 notes and i’ll reveal my REAL face with my prom pictures next sunday on 4/28/2019

[sword-and-nightingale]

SHOW US YOUR TRUE FORM AS THE REPTILE GOD YOU INSURANCE SELLING GECKO!!

[the-geico-lizard]

you make a good point… i will lower the notes necessary to 5000

[aro-mackerel]

Why do I have the feeling that you’ll post a pic of your gecko form in a tux or dress or awesome combo outfit

[the-geico-lizard]

hm… lets raise the stakes… with the 5000 notes i’ll post a VIDEO the length of the song Primadonna of me both getting ready and being at prom (and maybe some after party action)

[moskstraumen04]

DO IT

[the-geico-lizard]

well, when you put it that way….

1000 notes for picture

5000 notes for video

10000 notes and y’all get to decide what else i do

[rybirdd]

10,000 note lizard tattoo

[the-geico-lizard]

at 10,000 notes i will get a lizard tattoo on my 18th birthday (this june)

[weavemama]

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

[trip-usingizi-rp-blog]

This shit is wild.

[goodshinyhunter]

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

[galaxy-manticore]

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

[magic-owl]

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

[shit-editor]

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

[thewickedwilds]

Sorry, what year is this again??

[witchysav-blog]

This is fucking terrifying

[snapdragonsandwhiptails]

Well… shit. That’s all I can say. You know when this shit was relevant? The Cold War. This should not be necessary!!! This is ridiculous!!! Please. PLEASE. reblog this. I hate that this is needed. I really do. But please reblog. Spread awareness. Because this information could be the difference between literal life and death one day.

[adhdettes-deactivated20220302]

God, this is not how i wanna grow up, ya know? i wanna be an author and i wanna have a family but i literally cannot think about the future without this immense despair in my gut. nuclear war, discrimination, climate change. this could truly be earth’s last generation. it’s horrifying to think i might not have the chance to grow up.

[mysteriousninja]

Just gonna come here and mention to not do the thumbs up thing, it’s not accurate, you are likely to go blind, and you should be RUNNING and finding protection regardless!! Do not waste time to see if you’re in the blast or radiation zone! Get out of there!!

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

Well shit

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

Vines you can hear

[fuschious-deactivated20191012]

My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Fuck she got possessed by america

[fuschious-deactivated20191012]

pls it died for like a week this can’t come back

dear god if it’s one of those “reblog every wednesday posts” I mind as well die right now

[kissies-and-suckies]

Reblog every wednesday guys

[fuschious-deactivated20191012]

meanie

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Reblog every wendsday guys

[toaster-120]

Is it Wednesday?

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Nope

[toaster-120]

Damn

[tea-cake-andalittlebitofgay]

iiiiit’s wednesday!!!

[toaster-120]

oh, yeah, it is

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Yep

[ohwormbro]

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

If i had a quarter for every time i thought about coming out to my parents but didnt i would have a whole lot of hecking quarters

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

My mood right now is laying in bed with a large bowl of rice, eating with a giant spoon, and watching Queer Eye

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

Update: the rice is now spilled all over my bed

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

My mood right now is laying in bed with a large bowl of rice, eating with a giant spoon, and watching Queer Eye

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

Imagine Klaus could see Ben right after he died and them just sitting next to each other at the funeral and just cracking up when sir hargreeves makes his speech like

Sir Hargreeves:and I loved him and will miss him so much

Ben (deceased): horseshit.

Klaus: *giggle*

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

A poem...or is it?

Roses are red, and

Violets are blue, this, really

Is just a haiku

-me bitch

[moons-are-my-asthetic]

Five- 58 year old man, killed hundreds of ppl probably, could kill you easily at any time and wouldn't hesitate

Us-