choose your own first - first prank - @wolfstarmicrofic - wolfstar raising harry - word count: 331
“What the fuck is this?” Sirius asked loudly, storming into the kitchen, half-amused, half-furious expression on his face.
Remus, obviously, focused on this, and not the fact that his husband was wearing nothing but a towel, his still-wet hair dripping water slowly down his tattooed chest.
He cleared his throat and told himself to focus. “Erm, what?” he asked, moving his eyes upward to Sirius’s face.
“This, Moony! My hair!” Sirius screeched, rolling his eyes at Remus’s distracted gaze.
Remus looked towards Sirius’s hair and gasped. Now that he looked closer, it was clear that there was something sticky worked throughout the long locks, making them tangled and matted.
“I don’t-” he began, trying to hold back a laugh.
“Oh, don’t lie,” Sirius interrupted, throwing his hands up. “We all know you’re more than able to brew a Sticky Sap Potion with one hand behind your back. Are you that upset that I ate your last chocolate bar? I thought we all signed a treaty back in third year about leaving my hair out of all pranks? This is a betrayal, Moony!”
But before Remus could begin to defend himself, the sound of someone clearing their throat caused them both to look toward the door.
“What makes you think it was Uncle Remus, Pads?” Harry asked from the doorway, a giant smirk on his face as he leaned against the doorframe, arms crossed.
Both men gaped at the eleven-year-old.
“It was….?” Sirius asked in a hushed voice, blinking rapidly.
“That’s what you get for trying to blame me for eating Remus’s chocolate!” Harry grinned, green eyes sparkling.
Sirius and Remus looked at each other, beaming.
“Oh, Merlin!” Sirius breathed, tears welling in his eyes. “His first prank!”
“Harry, your father would be so proud!” Remus laughed, moving to hug his godson.
“We’re definitely celebrating after I get this awful stuff out of my hair,” Sirius agreed, all anger forgotten. “Now, where’s the antidote?”
“Erm…antidote?” Harry asked sheepishly.
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