lara🌜

denn jeder ist manchmal allein oder einsam, und das haben wir alle gemeinsam🌼

[incorrectacomafquotes]

“Nesta: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart. Cassian: I photosynthesize with this.”

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[togincorrectquotes]

Manon: I don’t care about anything or anyone. My heart is ice. I’m not capable of lov—

Elide: We were attacked while you were away.

Manon: Are you ok?! Is Abraxos ok?! Are any of the Thirteen hurt?!

[togincorrectquotes]

King of Adarlan: Was I a bad father Doran?

Dorian: My name is Dorian.

[togincorrectquotes]

Manon: Can you help me stop doing this weird thing with my face?

Dorian: You mean crying?

[togincorrectquotes]

Lorcan: What the fuck Aelin?

Aelin: You’ll have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what-the-fuck” kind of stuff.

[togincorrectquotes]

Aelin: It’s really muggy out today.

Rowan: I swear to God, if I go outside and all of our mugs are in the garden, I’m leaving you.

Aelin: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

[togincorrectquotes]

Elide: I don’t want to be too much of a bother, but could you do me a small favor?

Manon, Aelin, Yrene, pretty much anyone: I’d literally die for you, but go on.

[togincorrectquotes]

Dorian: If I die, I want you to have all my books.

Aelin: That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Aelin: Don’t die though.

[thelordofthenorth]

Azriel: I like a nice nap, and my naps can last up to three hours

Azriel: Some call that depression,

Azriel: I call it nap time.

[queen-of-lightning-and-fire]

Incorrect Quote #15

Rhysand: Come on. I didn't drink that much last night.

Mor: You were flirting with Feyre.

Rhysand: So what? She's my wife.

Mor: You asked her if she was single...

Mor: And started crying when she said she wasn't.

[roszy]

Rhysand: Stressed.

Azriel: Depressed.

Feyre: Blessed.

Mor: Obsessed.

Cassian: Chicken breast.

[incorrect-prythian-quotes]

The Spring Court: *is in ruins*

Tamlin: *is a ruin*

Rhysand: this is so sad alexa play despacito

[a-court-of-incorrect-quotes]

Nesta: What are you looking at?

Cassian, taking a Buzzfeed quiz to find out which holiday candle scent he is: Porn.

[tothe-stars-wholisten]

Cassian: I just kinda feel like we were meant to be together. I mean look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other.

Nesta:

Nesta: It’s 3 am and you’re stuck in my window. How did you even get there?!

Cassian: Fate, Nesta, weren’t you listening?

[sixofsummoners]

Helion: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you had lost throughout your life.

Amren: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Feyre: Oh wow, my childhood happiness! Thank you for finding this.

Morrigan: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!

Cassian: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Rhysand: Mental stability, my old friend.

Azriel: My innocence, what a surprise.

Helion: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

[zoereadss]

Rhysand: *giving a powerpoint* so, as you can see, I, actually, have the largest wingspan.

Azriel: *sulking into his shadows, grumbling* …whatever, it doesn’t mean anything anyway

Cassian, yelling: *flips over a table* I call bulLSHIT AMREN GO GET THE RULER

[incorrect-prythian-quotes]

Feyre: What do you think is the most appropriate solution to overpopulation?

Rhys: Contraception.

Azriel: Education.

Elain: Laws that require every homeless kid to be adopted, so that everyone has their own kids without producing more babies.

Cassian: Or, we could just fly all the extra people to Mars.

Nesta: Even better - The Hunger Games.

Feyre: Nesta, no.