you know what this is

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Rhys: We'll handle this the way we always do!

Cassian: Brute force?

Azriel: Almost dying?

Rhys: No! By sticking together and never giving up!

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Nesta: No one asked you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off!

Cassian: Too late, can't hear you, shirt's over my ears!

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Rhys: Azriel went to therapy today

Cassian: Oh, good. How did it go?

Rhys: His therapist had to call a therapist

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Nesta: Sibling relationships are weird

Nesta: I mean I'd give Feyre my kidney but if she so much as LOOKS at me the wrong way

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Nesta: I want to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.

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Elain: i don't know how to tell you all this, so i'm just going to whisper it into Nesta's ear, causing her to shout it out in astonishment

Elain: [whispers to Nesta]

Nesta: you're iN LOVE WITH AZRIEL?

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Rhys: Feyre and I are no longer friends.

Feyre: Rhys, that is the worst way to tell people we’re married.

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Rhys: You have to pick your battles

Feyre:

Rhys: Feyre no

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I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Nesta, after the High Lords meeting

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Nesta: In a rare moment of vulnerability, I would like to express a sentiment to you about our relationship.

Rhys: Okay.

Nesta: When I first met you, I thought you were kind of a… dick.

Rhys: Oh. And?

Nesta: No, that’s it.

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Nesta: It’s like every Illyrian shares one brain cell.

Cassian: I’d come up with a comeback but it’s not my turn to use it.

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Cassian: I've been keeping an eye on Nesta.

Amren: You mean stalking her.

Cassian: The language of most stalking laws is pretty vague. I like to think of myself more as a guardian angel.

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Azriel: Nesta, I’m asking your permission to marry Elain.

Nesta: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you’ve asked me, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

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Rhys (about Nesta): That woman is a hurricane.

Cassian (wistfully): She sure is.

Rhys: ...Hurricanes are bad, Cassian.

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Feyre: You came downstairs saying you were ‘dressed to impress’.

Rhys: What was I wearing?

Feyre: Nothing

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Feyre: remember when I said you were too friendly all the time?

Elain: (making a cup of tea): no I'm not

Burglar: two sugars please

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Feyre: What do you think is the most appropriate solution to overpopulation?

Rhys: Contraception.

Azriel: Education.

Elain: Laws that require every homeless kid to be adopted, so that everyone has their own kids without producing more babies.

Cassian: Or, we could just fly all the extra people to Mars.

Nesta: Even better - The Hunger Games.

Feyre: Nesta, no.