☻ mars ☻

• he/they •

[wildlymint]

would you adopt them?

[phillietemple]

do you wear wigs?

[parxarchive]

TOUR — WATERPARKS

[november 7, 2025]

[dorkymirage]

vampire boyfriend phil

[waterparksdrama]

sigh how i would love to go to this, even though ive fallen out of love with the band. but i can’t attend it even though i want to try, is anyone interested in having the ticket??

^^^^ - iz

[waterparksdrama]

I remember years ago when the crowd was small enough awsten would do free M&Gs with signing, pictures, and some chatting before moving to the next person.

economy in shambles bc what do you mean paid m&g at shows less than 1k cap. one of these is literally a 300 cap room like - iz

[dogboy-awsten-knight]

i love this photo it looks like a throuple pregnancy announcement. because it IS!!!

[enigmaticvariation]

I really enjoy how every photo of waterparks makes them look like they’re in a polyamorous relationship

[enigmaticvariation]

This is a throuple from Portland who all met on tumblr in 2012 that you’d overhear having an extremely intense argument at an overpriced vegan coffee shop

[waterparksdrama]

awsten feels like a mii in tomodachi life, but when two miis give birth and they have a baby that has a randomized personality and then the parents tell YOU to take care of it, and it gets fussy if you dont give it the "correct" attention. awsten is that baby

oh yeah i do that sometimes also in my tomodachi life awsten and otto are married but are always on the verge of divorcing

-iz

[lady-stardust-incarnate]

cheeky parx poster because I was struggling to find any greatest hits posters, so decided to just make one

[parxafterdarchive]

cutehospital: i had the pleasure of styling michael (and also @awstenknight haha) here & there throughout the sidequest campaign. here's a look back at some outfits wowww he looks so cool ^_^ jewelry in practically every photo is from @personalfears @rareromance and shoes @newrock tysm we love you!!! 🫶 photos courtesy of: @ryanfleming @yisingkao @inetsphotos @jrcmccord @le3ay [august 24, 2025]

[unholyverse]

[waterparksdrama]

i just want all of you to know we can see our site traffic and everytime someone asks chatgpt a question about waterparks that can literally be answered by us, a fairy dies - iz

[ablank-art]

WAIT! IS THIS WORTH IT? ITS OUR PURPOSE 🎸

[chilewithcarnage]

Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

[leloupdebout]

Rebecafleur

[beardedmrbean]

This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him