"written by a man" "written by a woman" thats really cool but what if i was written by william shakespeare

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"written by a man" "written by a woman" thats really cool but what if i was written by william shakespeare
hamlet tumblr fandom i love you so much you made me realise that im not the only one who wants to scream and throw up about this stupid play😭♥️
you can spot a bbc fan when they call him “john” and not “watson”
when clark laughs bruce has to look away like hes blinded and gets a burnig ache in his heart
Clark would say „I’m taking my glasses off, I’ve seen enough!“ while watching news about trump if he wasn’t busy stopping Bruce from punching the tv
i need a superbat fight where Clark yells „what made you become like this??“ and Bruce says „like what exactly?!“ and then Clark blinks (angry?) tears away and goes „so sad….“
dissecting hamlet lines because i can and we all know it was a gayass show but it was actually gayer than you think. also we did this show at my school and i'm missing it so here we go
"i am more an antique roman than a dane," (omg its the one in my bio!)
the context is it is said by horatio to hamlet in the last act/scene of the play as hamlet dies, queen gertrude was poisoned and as horatio and hamlet talk for the last time, horatio points out how there is still some poison left and insinuates he wants to drink it. the line is said here and hamlet tells him no and stops him by drinking the poison himself since he is already dying
the conversation they have essentially is horatio saying, "i can't live without you, i'll kill myself to be with you in death" and hamlet going, "no, if you kill yourself, you won't go to heaven because killing yourself is such a selfish act" then horatio says "i am more an antique roman than a dane" (plus a whole monologue but this is the important bit)
basically, at this time denmark (where hamlet takes place) is super catholic and the church (and by association, hamlet) thinks (like i said before) that killing yourself is such a selfish act you will go to hell for it. so by horatio saying "than a dane" he is saying he doesn't believe that and doesn't want to listen to hamlet
the "antique roman" part is special too because the romans were/are famous for being soo gay and very ok with same sex relationships so horatio in this part is saying "i'm already gay/in love with you [hamlet] so i'm already going to hell anyway"
to sum it up, the entire quote simplified and paraphrased is: i don't care if i go to hell for killing myself to be with you, i don't believe that, i love you
that being said, he ends up not killing himself because hamlet kinda guilts him into living by saying "tell my story" and "don't let me die in vain" etc etc but my point stands
Clark: why is everyone discussing top or bottom? i would be exicted about a bunk bed either way!
Dick: dad im gonna tell him
Bruce: dont you dare
Clark hugs Bruce after a dangerous fight and Bruce hugs him back with shaking hands and Clark thinks it’s because they barely survived but in reality Bruce has never ever been touched like this and is scared to death
You have to love the Superbat fics where Bruce is like „he’s stupid and trusts everyone, this city will destroy him“ meanwhile Clark is like „don’t scare him don’t scare him don’t scare him“
sitting in bed and watching supernatural with the anxiety level of someone being chased by a murderer
“I bet on losing dogs“ horatio and „losing dog“ hamlet :(
„wow, the dc universe is really interesting and Superman makes me so happy!!“ i said with joys i was then shot 57 times (I discovered Batman)
the joker is cool and exciting and you love to see him until you find out about Jason Todd:(
the concept of Clark going „Mr Wayne,Sir“ during an interview and Bruce calling him „pretty boy“ mid-answer is ALWAYS in the back of my head
watched fight club on a random sunday with NO pecautions. thought that the narrator was played by brat pitt until the real brat pitt appeared on screen, screamed when i spotted bellatrix from harry potter, was shocked to hear where is my mind, didn`t catch up on a SINGLE clue that tyler is the narrator except that i somehow thought they looked alike, wondered why there was star bucks everywhere and had a small crisis finding out that the narrator was kinda played by brat pitt in the end
could not even use soap the next morning, everyone at school asked whats wrong and i didn`t even try to explain. 10/10 experience
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