Not letting you forget this btw :3 /j /silly /lh
he’s literally under my sheets sucking my dick . I can’t forget . Never forget .
That gif is fucking SENDING me. Im WHEEZING 😭😭
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Not letting you forget this btw :3 /j /silly /lh
he’s literally under my sheets sucking my dick . I can’t forget . Never forget .
That gif is fucking SENDING me. Im WHEEZING 😭😭
*I gently curl my toes around your finger, pulling you closer and looking up at you with my large coleslaw flavored eyes.*
What the hell did i just read? I am.. uncomfy right now! 😀
Theorizing about how the first Trolls movie is likely set in the late 80s to early to mid 90s (maybe, key word being MAYBE, the 2000s in later movies).
Because when Branch was a child, there was a scene where he sang "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" by Bonnie Tyler. The song was made in 1983 which hit the US Billboard Hot 100 for FOUR WEEKS. Considering that Branch was maybe ten (i think?) he likely wouldve heard it around his grandma or from his brothers during that time.
Then later on Bridget's "date" costume strangely resembles tracksuits from the 90s as well as her hairstyle looking like its from the 80s.
oo. Snake women. Hot.
Uhm... If youre talking about Medusa.. she will literally turn you to stone... she may be hot but itll cost your life. You willing to take that risk just to see snake titties? 😅
Never let me have alc ho. on pride month agin t oo many thing a happen ing , all gAY???
I think youve had a little too much to drink buddy. Lets get you to bed, m'kay? Then you can rest and dream whatever that pretty little head of yours comes up with.
Okay
Damn bro. You obeyed real quick. You must be absolutely SLOSHED. You NEED some sleep bro
Never let me have alc ho. on pride month agin t oo many thing a happen ing , all gAY???
I think youve had a little too much to drink buddy. Lets get you to bed, m'kay? Then you can rest and dream whatever that pretty little head of yours comes up with.
no more dichotomies. I would like to introduce you to my friends Both, Neither, and Something else entirely
Are... they friendly..? Those names sound menacing...
so while i was at work today as a hostess, its got basically dead and some of management's younger kids were there up near the hostess station with me and two other hostesses (hostess station was on a patio cuz it was a bar and grill type restaurant). It was the soft opening so of course management brought family cuz a soft opening is basically just opening to management's friends, family, and also the restaurant sponsers. So since we had NOTHING to do, and i did NOT wanna be on my phone (we already did our side tasks like windows or sweeping) so i played with my supervisor's 9 month old baby.
Now, ive played with her MANY times before during training when it was done and i was waiting on next instruction. So this was no different. I sat down and let her play with my bracelets (i made SURE to wear green ones cuz she was fascinated by the color green [still was when i continued to do it] when i first wore them and let her play with them) and make faces, played "peek-a-boo", tickled her little tummy (she didnt react but whenever she smiled at me and make that huff of air/deep heavy breathing meaning shes happy it made me smile so it didnt matter). I messed up her hair a bit. She didnt care. And she even tried crawling on my lap even tho she was still learning how to use her legs when crawling. Mind you, i have NO experience with babies.
Then came the most adorable part. I was called by one of my managers for a FOH (front of house, so basically servers, hosts/hostesses, and bartenders) group talk at the end of the night. So i stood up and handed her to her sister to watch over. The moment she left my arms, her face dropped and she got all pouty. Her eyes went wide and welled up with tears. I saw and said "no.. its okay.. ill be right back, sweetie..? Okay..?" in a soft tone and ruffled her hair a bit and i had to walk inside. Let me tell you: the MOMENT i left her line of sight, she cried. I felt SO bad. But it had to be done. This little baby had only met me like maybe THREE days prior and she was already attached.
Her mom said she doesnt usually warm up to people as fast as she did with me. Remember, i have ZERO experience with babies NOR caring for them. Yet this little 9 month old little angel chose ME as her friend. Her mom (my supervisor) asked me "how did you get her to like you so fast?" so i said "I genuinely dont know. Ive never cared for a baby before. Im just doing what feels.. right? I guess? That seems like the right word." Then my supervisor just said "well youre a natural mother then. She really likes you." while this baby literally REACHED FOR ME while literally in her MOTHER'S ARMS. I genuinely have no idea i had that effect on young children.
So yeah a random baby girl bonded with me as her new favorite aunt and gets cranky when i leave her sight 🥹
Tummy hurt :(
Im shaky and clammy.
No meds, im all out.
Tummy hurt so much
So uhhh update.. ive been without my meds for over a week 😅
So uhhh guys... im STILL without meds...
n-no..!! Baka!!!
come on guys laugh at this
Im not a dere! A tsun- a tsundere! No im not blushing! I.. was just rushing! Aaaaaand forgooootttt the sunscreen!!
(Im sorry)
get a load of these two💔💔
vro the quality is so buns💔
Why they acting like disgruntled cats? 😭
I love it
Are you a Fart Smella or a Smart Fella….
Im a smart fella if i do say so myself 😼
But my dumbass dog isnt either. She just a farter 💀
Favorite snack?
Behold
These
Also little fun fact. When I first tried these, I ate half of the box in one day. They're so fucking GOOD.
OMG I HAVE A STORY ABOUT THESE!!! :D
My 9th and 10th grade science teacher would host random trivia (not just about science but other stuff like movies, books, and fun facts and ect)
And whoever would get the most questions right about them would get one of these! ^^
However! Since i was a MAJOR nerd and won them SO much (or if someone tied) should just spin a fucking wheel with the other person's name on it to see who'd get it? So to make it fair, if i won too many in a row, she'd usually give it to the runner up or spin the wheel or give it to me depending on how many i won recently.
Sadly she moved schools and i didnt get to see her my 11th grade year.
HOWEVER!
I saw her at junior prom and it was AMAZING!
I miss her. She was the best
So yeah lore drop of my science class 😭
Tummy hurt :(
Im shaky and clammy.
No meds, im all out.
Tummy hurt so much
So uhhh update.. ive been without my meds for over a week 😅
When i first got into musical theater, i didnt think Urinetown was an actual musical cuz of the name and thought it was like some inside joke among fellow thespians. That was until i searched it randomly and learned it was in fact a real musical. I was thoroughly embarrassed and felt like i wasnt a true theater kid 😭
I want them to bring back the Butterbeer creamer. That shit was SOOOOO fucking good. Yet i cant buy it anywhere without it being CRAZY expensive or "unavailable". They need to bring that shit back ASAP!!! >:(
Sooo uhh ive never posted an oc here before but uhh yall want a lore drop?
Here yall go
Caspian (left) and Laurel (right)
(If yall couldnt tell, Laurel is QUITE petty 😅)