MONEY, POWER, RESPECT

hey, neil. honesty looks awful on you.

[moonys-bf]

moving to @washmarket after five long horrible beautiful years <3 @ all my friends on here please find me there!!!!

[arctaype]

catch me ronin posting on main :) *drawn while listening to 'diamonds are forever' - bbno$ *

[lobtwo]

And you get a web and you get a web

[pukicho]

Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together

[burning-britain-official]

Couldn't imagine loving an American person.

"Boy, howdy, that's a weddin' ring. Well, I'd be damb" - like come on, get it together

[pukicho]

Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.

[dy-1an]

Thank you marvel rivals for bringing back my spideypool era

[freakaccidentlive]

Every day i teach @moonys-bf something new ab british culture. Today it is dreaded sunday lunch potato duty.

[moonys-bf]

it’s not that i don’t believe you it just does not sound real at all. not in the slightest

[moonys-bf]

UPDATE 3-4 YEARS LATER. sunday lunch is a real thing and i know this because he's my partner now and i had to come over for it. i should've stayed in denial. i could've been happier.

[serpentinesomebody]

me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

[solitairians]

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were about and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which im losing

[gobloggirl]

[moonys-bf]

YOU'RE CONFUSED? I'M FUCKING CONFUSED BRO

[scribbloz]

Hello fellow spideypooler! have you ever thought about your own version of the deadpool or spiderman suit for your sona, or even just a fun redesign you would like to share? :p

HI hello !!! i had not thought of this BUT i let myself think about it and draw it as a treat for getting w*rk done. thank u for sending this <3 spideypool army forever and ever !!

[scribbloz]

we don’t talk about him enough. peter parker you are everything to me.

[moonys-bf]

ijustine let's get coked up (coked the fuck up)

[flp-intheair]

you are falling into the void again, aren't you

[screenshotsofdespair]

from Mage Arena

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[homunculus-argument]

Fascinated by the people who comment on online recipes like

"I tried making this vegetable dip! I didn't have mayo so I just used low fat yogurt instead, and we are doing keto so I replaced the sour cream with lard. My husband is deathly allergic to citrus fruit so to get the same tang I added vinegar instead of lime juice. I used pancake mix instead of garlic, and since I didn't have salt, pepper, paprika, onion powder, parsley, or dill, I substituted with pumpkin spice and ground-up civet skull. My husband hated it :( I don't know what I did wrong."

Well ma'am, first of all, you made the Dip of Theseus.