Nathalee

she/her| ravenclaw | intp | marauders & atyd fan

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Peter: If I bite it and it dies?

James: If it bites itself and I die?

Sirius: If I bite myself and it dies?!

Remus: *sighing, hiding face in his hand*

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Remus is jealous lol

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Remus: Soo, I kinda like Sirius- I mean- He’s really… cute and-

Lily: *thinks that Remus had gone mad*

Lily: Are you fucking serious?!

Remus: …

Remus: Uh, yeah, how did you know?

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Oh my deer!

Lily Evans (while doing... uh, funny things, if u know what I mean. With James<3), probably :)

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POV: You watched hp and prisoner of Azkaban, and you’re so fucking sad.

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*marauders making best friends tests*

“Would you beat your best friend?”

James: Ooooh, no, neveeer! Well, mayb- Noooo.*ticking ‘no’*

SIrius: Me? Naaah! Never. Absol- But, uh- Nah. *ticking ‘no’*

Remus: ...

Remus: *ticking ‘yes’*

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Sirius: *eating Remus' chocolate*

James: Uh, pads?

Sirius: Mmm?

James: Aren't you a dog?

Sirius: I am, why?

James: So why are you eating chocolate?

Sirius: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Marauders boasting about how did they die

James: I heroically died protecting my wife and son!

Remus: I died fighting for loads of wizards, spending my last moments with my family!

Sirius: ...

Sirius: I died- I- I fell behind the curtain...

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James’ thoughts at 3am: I am such a woooonderful husband! I washed my baby! Lily will be proud of me. Now I know how to operate the washing machine:)

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Overthinking.

So Sirius was a dog. Remus was a werewolf. Then, dogs do awooo. Werewolfs do awooo. And- Well, they growl. 

Leaving you here with dirty thoughts:)

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Me in school

Me: *reading atyd*

Me: *making weird faces*

Me: *almost crying*

Also me: *laughing like an idiot*

Teacher: 

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Sirius: Oh!

Sirius: What a beautiful face, shiny hair and-

James: Is he talking to the mirror?

Remus: Yep.

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Lily: I'm cold.

James: Take my jacket.

Sirius: I'm cold.

Sirius: *smiles excessively*

Remus: Incendio

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There's 'pro' in prongs. I won.

James Fleamont Potter, probably.

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Sirius: Uh, James, what’s an orgasm? 

James: It is a spice, if I remember well.

Remus: That’s oregano, idiot.

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